Moyes-ometer

[john@staustell]

Here it is again guys. You all have special absolution to go on there repeatedly for the pure entertainment. There is no longer a stigma attached.

http://www.teamtalk.com/manchester-united/yoursay

[Goaters 103]

Need Utd to win a couple of league games now, and poss win most of them down the stretch.

Will reinforce the "give Moyesy time" thoughts and eliminate any hope of a sacking.

[Blue Since 76]

Need Utd to win a couple of league games now, and poss win most of them down the stretch.

Will reinforce the "give Moyesy time" thoughts and eliminate any hope of a sacking.

Yep, #prayforMoyes

Couple more wins against shit teams and they'll have 'turned the corner again'. Although Bayern will rip them a new arsehole next week

[AG7]

Can we give him an honorary City knighthood ... and from now on start calling him Sir David Moyes?

That'll piss the rag fans to no extent and bring down Fergie's title a bit to his level too ... I have called him that on Facebook to a few and all other neutrals can't stop laughing with rags really getting worked up about it, LOL

[RodneyRodney]

Knighthood ? How about a Sainthood ?

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

We should name a toilet cubicle after him.

[PrezIke]

The wrong one?

That's abit harsh, no? He's done quite well, i think.

[Tokyo Blue]

We should name a toilet cubicle after him.

This.

The David Moyes Memorial Shithouse. A throne fit for a king.

[john@staustell]

The daft buggers have targeted some woman on Twitter with the same surname. LOL

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... er-6886980

Manchester United’s beleaguered boss David Moyes has been getting plenty of grief from fans blaming him for the club’s performance on the pitch this season.

And so has a Scottish comedy club worker who happens to share his surname.

Sarah Moyes, who uses the Twitter handle @moyesy, has been bombarded with tweets mistaking her for the manager or his daughter since he took over from Sir Alex Ferguson last year.

Fed up of fans venting their fury at her after Tuesday’s 3-0 derby defeat, the 27-year-old pointed out she was no relation and politely asked people to stop.

But her message went viral after it was retweeted nearly 5,000 times - including by football legend Gary Lineker to his 2.25m followers.

Sarah - who has a brother called David - said: “It just went crazy after that.

“Most of the messages are jokey ones like ‘tell your dad he should be sacked’.

“But there have been a couple of really horrible ones.

“I had one that called me quite a few horrible names and told me to die, that was pretty extreme.

“There have been quite a few messages saying ‘just change your name’, but I’ve been called Moyesy since I was a teenager.”

Sarah, who lives more than 200 miles away from Old Trafford, in Falkirk, has been branded ‘a disgrace to MUFC’ by one fan demanding her resignation.

She has also been accused of ‘ruining Man United’ with her ‘useless tactics’.

Other tweets were more measured - one called on the club to give her more time but questioned why she was playing Juan Mata on the wing.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Green and brown until the banner comes down
Green and yellow til we're rid of the fellow
Green and black til pisscan comes back
Green and magenta til he plays mata in the centre

[Hazy2]

raise £1000.00 for a banner MOYES MUST STAY, flybye just after the daft cunts Out Banner.

[Slim]

Green and brown until the banner comes down
Green and yellow til we're rid of the fellow
Green and black til pisscan comes back
Green and magenta til he plays mata in the centre

Green and Orange until....wait, I think I've backed myself into a corner here.

[nottsblue]

Green and gold. Gollum stays till he's old

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

He has given me a new experience, looking forward to a filth manager's post match presser. They are great value and always contain a gem or two.

[Dameerto]

[Slim]

[Ted Hughes]

The way the rags fans applauded Moysie from the tunnel, warms my heart. I just think it's wonderful he has the fans behind him.

Hopefully this will get rid of those ridiculous rumours about sacking him.

[frankswift]

Green and brown until the banner comes down
Green and yellow til we're rid of the fellow
Green and black til pisscan comes back
Green and magenta til he plays mata in the centre

Yes, but why green? 'Snot got anything to do with them.

[Slim]

Playing football manager, where wonderful coincidences abound.

[Tokyo Blue]

I hope Denis Besic gets the job.