Ugly footballers

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

If you google Ugly Footballers you first come up with a top 25 on a site called caughtoffside.com

The list is all PL so a little limited in its range but City hold 3rd and1st spot with Carlos Tevez and Joleon Lescott respectively. The unquestionably hideous pig frightener Steve Ogrizovic is second if you're wondering.

Scum players feature lower down this questionable hall of fame with Camelface, both Nevilles, Steve Bruce, Luke Chadwick and Ruud van Devonloch all making the cut.

This is unfair on poor old Joleon (although he does look a bit post op) so who do you reckon from City teams past and present is uglier?

Oh and is it just me or does Jonjo Shelvey look like a cross between Gru from despicable me and the evil Dr Evil?

[john@staustell]

Brian McClair?

Gerry Gow?

[Alioune DVToure]

Lescott would be a decent-looking lad if he shaved his head.

[Ted Hughes]

[Dwaring]

Speaking of ugly footballers. Any one seen that the biter had knee surgery and might be out of the World Cup. Karma is a sneaky bitch anit she.

[BlueinBosnia]

Lescott would be a decent-looking lad if he shaved his head.

I've noticed that when there are pictures of him out on the town, his hair is always down to cover his forehead scar. He never does this for matches, possibly because he puts performance before image.

[Lev Bronstein]

Peter Beardsly must be worth a mention

[Dameerto]

Peter Beardsly must be worth a mention

I still have nightmares about him.

[MilnersJaw]

google brett ormerod. Played/plays for blackpool.

imagine a cross between robocop without his mask and phil neville x 20

[roblues]

google brett ormerod. Played/plays for blackpool.

imagine a cross between robocop without his mask and phil neville x 20

Vaguely heard of this guy, the ugly twat

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 286189.stm

[Alioune DVToure]

I've noticed that when there are pictures of him out on the town, his hair is always down to cover his forehead scar. He never does this for matches, possibly because he puts performance before image.

I'd always assumed that the preservation of the hair island thing on his forehead was a 'fuck you' to people who might give him shit about it. With his hair as it is, he looks like one of the big slab things that try to crush you at Bowser Castle. You can see how he'd be a good-looking fella if he fucked it off, though. No way is he up there with Tevez, Luke Chadwick et al in terms of ugliness.

[city72]

Bacary Sagna

[Scatman]

Is Lionel Messi this man's love child?

[nottsblue]

Ian Dowie. Alan Gilzean, older generation but that combover! Luis Suarez. Alan Harper. Luka Modric. Jim Leighton

[Saul Goodman]

How has no one mentioned Ribery yet?

[lovecity8utd]

Ipswich team of the late 70s had their fair share that used to scare me - Eric gates, mick mills, Paul mariner, Alan Brazil

[nottsblue]

Forgot Ronaldinho. Or Ronaldo (Brazilian) for that matter. Nobby Stiles. Jamie Pollock. Brian Kilcline

Did David Pleat ever play cos i doubt he was a looker in his younger days

[Moonchesteri]

Do NOT let small children see this. [spoiler][/spoiler]

For some reason I remembered that Hatem Trabelsi would've been ugly bloke but just googled him and he's nothing special. strange

[Dipstick]

Surely the next Duncan Edwards has to take the top ten places:

[Slim]