Won't be Henry in Jan then..

[lets all have a disco]

I love random Lescott talk.

Carl has installed software to monitor this. Surprised he's not here.

carl buys all his clothes from here http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/

I wonder how much the beard would cost ?

I could get one for winter, then stick it on ebay.

This piece has an excellent reduction.

http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/4u2nv- ... -grey.html

[Slim]

in 8 years at the Arse, Henry only won 2 league titles and 3 fa cups, he never even won the league cup,

Joleon Lescott achieved in half the time got the clean sweep of domestic honours (inc 2 league titles)

Some things are better said with a little spin on them :-)

Joleon has the clean sweep of domestic medals - something he wouldn't have got at Everton; nor would he have got CL football, played in a team that won at Bayern, played against Barca, and played & scored for England in a finals tournament.

As an aside, what is the total list of our players who have the domestic set - must be at least 10 of em? Hart, Zab, Vinny, Joleon, Kolarov, Clichy (didn't he win the FA Cup at Arse?), Ya Ya, Jimmy, Merlin, Edin..?

Lampard?

[Nigels Tackle]

I love random Lescott talk.

Carl has installed software to monitor this. Surprised he's not here.

carl buys all his clothes from here http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/

I wonder how much the beard would cost ?

I could get one for winter, then stick it on ebay.

This piece has an excellent reduction.

http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/4u2nv- ... -grey.html

About Us

Lescott Stewart… the brand, the concept, the range:

Planned in 2011 and now a reality, Lescott Stewart was the brainchild of three lifelong friends, Joleon Lescott (Man City & England Footballer), Jordan Stewart and Aaron Lescott. The brand is their vision for British fashion, brought to life in conjunction with their chosen design team.

Beyond their footballing credentials, the three partners have an overriding, almost obsessive love for fashion. The Lescott Stewart and LS Brand labels are therefore a visualisation of their fashion beliefs, covering high-end style and mainstream accessibility.

To express the partner's vision for their 'Lescott Stewart' label, as well as their mainstream 'LS' label, they have taken their concepts from sketches through to a finished collection. In doing so, they have collaborated with top fashion designers who have over 15 years of global experience at the pinnacle of the fashion industry.

Lescott Stewart intends to establish itself as a major mainstream and high-end fashion Brand, with a recognised and respected presence in the market. An inspirational brand reflecting a strong British heritage with multi-cultural influences.

A new fashion brand is born... driven by a passionate partnership with an experienced business team behind them.

Aaron Lescott - CEO
Joleon Lescott - Director
Jordan Stewart - Director

i imagine the ceo approved that

[Ted Hughes]

I love random Lescott talk.

Carl has installed software to monitor this. Surprised he's not here.

carl buys all his clothes from here http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/

I wonder how much the beard would cost ?

I could get one for winter, then stick it on ebay.

This piece has an excellent reduction.

http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/4u2nv- ... -grey.html

You'd think they would have been snapped up already.

[Hazy2]

Perhaps you found him enlightening then.

I found his contribution about as essential & important as one of the mints you get when paying the bill after a curry.

I have licked all them mints !

You bastard, I gave them to my mother.

That is an open Goal Tedley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I am going to pass........................... !

[lets all have a disco]

I love random Lescott talk.

Carl has installed software to monitor this. Surprised he's not here.

carl buys all his clothes from here http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/

I wonder how much the beard would cost ?

I could get one for winter, then stick it on ebay.

This piece has an excellent reduction.

http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/4u2nv- ... -grey.html

You'd think they would have been snapped up already.

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

[Nigels Tackle]

not just the t-shits they are struggling to give away

http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/4u2nv-sweatshirts.html

is the 'model' aaron "ceo" lescott??

[DoomMerchant]

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

it's worse than a U2 song title it's so laughable. That look book with the ginger beardo is really impressive stuff.....NATTTT.

what thick footballers can be convinced of doing with their wedge. Fuck me...i could have taken 10% of his investment and told him to stand down and we'd all be happy.

cheers

[lets all have a disco]

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

it's worse than a U2 song title it's so laughable. That look book with the ginger beardo is really impressive stuff.....NATTTT.

what thick footballers can be convinced of doing with their wedge. Fuck me...i could have taken 10% of his investment and told him to stand down and we'd all be happy.

cheers

They should just buy a country pub and play darts all day.

[Nigels Tackle]

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

it's worse than a U2 song title it's so laughable. That look book with the ginger beardo is really impressive stuff.....NATTTT.

what thick footballers can be convinced of doing with their wedge. Fuck me...i could have taken 10% of his investment and told him to stand down and we'd all be happy.

cheers

i can see you rocking this http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/tshirt ... shirt.html

(underneath a work shirt of course)

[DoomMerchant]

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

it's worse than a U2 song title it's so laughable. That look book with the ginger beardo is really impressive stuff.....NATTTT.

what thick footballers can be convinced of doing with their wedge. Fuck me...i could have taken 10% of his investment and told him to stand down and we'd all be happy.

cheers

i can see you rocking this http://www.lescott-stewart.co.uk/tshirt ... shirt.html

(underneath a work shirt of course)

yeah. and at only 70 notes it looks like a real bargain. I'm pretty sure that i could get 3 blowjobs and probably syphillis for the same amount of money. That would be a toss up if this were a game show where i had to choose.

cheers

[Bridge'srightfoot]

This thread has gone from talking about how great Henry is, to how SKY don't employ any city representatives,to whether Lescott is better than Henry to Joleon Lescott's clothing range and finally to how many sexual favours you can buy for £70.
Impressive stuff.
It's why we all love this place ;)

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

4U2NV is shittest thing i think i've ever heard nearly has bad as buying Towie or Beckham aftershave.

it's worse than a U2 song title it's so laughable. That look book with the ginger beardo is really impressive stuff.....NATTTT.

what thick footballers can be convinced of doing with their wedge. Fuck me...i could have taken 10% of his investment and told him to stand down and we'd all be happy.

cheers

They should just buy a country pub and play darts all day.

Chortle.