Jovetic shock!

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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:10 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Doomie's an insecure cunt. Don't mind him.

PS it would be great if you liked me


Even you have to admit, the commas are a bit much.

It's as if, anywhere you could stick fucking one of them, they appear.

Cheers

P.S. my insecurities are foundationally rooted and totes legit.

I'll make it my New Years resolution.
Have to cut down on the commas.


Feel free to increase the apostrophe quota though.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:29 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Doomie's an insecure cunt. Don't mind him.

PS it would be great if you liked me


Even you have to admit, the commas are a bit much.

It's as if, anywhere you could stick fucking one of them, they appear.

Cheers

P.S. my insecurities are foundationally rooted and totes legit.

I'll make it my New Years resolution.
Have to cut down on the commas.


Feel free to increase the apostrophe quota though.


Thank fuck someone's with me.

Don't let the basrards grind you down son.

Cheers
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby AntMcfc » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:06 pm

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
AntMcfc wrote:Even if Jovetic is fit, the team stays the same. No reason to drop anybody on the basis of the Palace performance. I can't help but feel Jovetic would ruin the quality of possession. But saying that, bringing Jovetic in is a good excuse to get Navas out of the side.


Seriously? You don't think Jovetic can control and pass the football?

Of course he can, but he's direct and doesn't play the percentages like Nasri and Silva.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:30 pm

AntMcfc wrote:
Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
AntMcfc wrote:Even if Jovetic is fit, the team stays the same. No reason to drop anybody on the basis of the Palace performance. I can't help but feel Jovetic would ruin the quality of possession. But saying that, bringing Jovetic in is a good excuse to get Navas out of the side.


Seriously? You don't think Jovetic can control and pass the football?

Of course he can, but he's direct and doesn't play the percentages like Nasri and Silva.


can't disagree that nasri plays percentages...20% of the time he's amazing, 80% he's pretty shit
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:20 pm

Slim wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Doomie's an insecure cunt. Don't mind him.

PS it would be great if you liked me


Even you have to admit, the commas are a bit much.

It's as if, anywhere you could stick fucking one of them, they appear.

Cheers

P.S. my insecurities are foundationally rooted and totes legit.

I'll make it my New Years resolution.
Have to cut down on the commas.


Don't, you, fucking, dare. If, it's, annoying, Doomie, you, keep, on, doing, it.


No he's right. I've noticed myself that I had been going heavy on the commas for a while now. It started out innocently enough. I thought I could handle it, but lately I've found myself craving them. I had been told that they are just a gateway punctuation that leads onto harder stuff. I now find myself dreaming of semi-colons.
No.I have to thank doomie for the intervention.
Who knows where it might have led?????
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby twosips » Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:24 am

To a change in point half way through a sentence?
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:57 am

No one uses colons in anything other than lists these days: it's a fucking disgrace!
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:01 am

Just make sure you spell everything correctly, otherwise PC fuckign "spell check" plod will be on your case.

(See what I did there , left an opening for the cunt)
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:41 am

twosips wrote:To a change in point half way through a sentence?


Thank fuck someone else is fais attention.

Merci.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby john68 » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:45 am

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Slim wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Doomie's an insecure cunt. Don't mind him.

PS it would be great if you liked me


Even you have to admit, the commas are a bit much.

It's as if, anywhere you could stick fucking one of them, they appear.

Cheers

P.S. my insecurities are foundationally rooted and totes legit.

I'll make it my New Years resolution.
Have to cut down on the commas.


Don't, you, fucking, dare. If, it's, annoying, Doomie, you, keep, on, doing, it.


No he's right. I've noticed myself that I had been going heavy on the commas for a while now. It started out innocently enough. I thought I could handle it, but lately I've found myself craving them. I had been told that they are just a gateway punctuation that leads onto harder stuff. I now find myself dreaming of semi-colons.
No.I have to thank doomie for the intervention.
Who knows where it might have led?????


I prescribe semi colonic irrigation. No need to thank me Ta.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:55 pm

Anyway. About this Jovetic fella.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Bluez » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:42 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:I'm nearly convinced that 90% of you cavemen don't even know what a fucking comma's job is.

Cunts

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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Slim » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:45 pm

Bluez wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:I'm nearly convinced that 90% of you cavemen don't even know what a fucking comma's job is.

Cunts

Cheers

Isn't it to protect the brain after a nasty injury?


I believe it's a state of unconsciousness lasting more than 6 hours from which the subject cannot be awoken.

Colon is how Americans pronounce Colin, an apostrophe is like hurricane Katrina or the meltdown at Fukushima, and a semicolon is when you're touching cloth and it's half-in half-out.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:50 pm

I was quite surprised at the content of this thread; you've clearly gone off topic.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Slim » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:51 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:I was quite surprised at the content of this thread; you've clearly gone off topic.


I just figured there was no saving this one so may as well pile on.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby Dameerto » Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:56 pm

I think we should all put a full stop to this right now, period.
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Re: Jovetic shock!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:49 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:I was quite surprised at the content of this thread; you've clearly gone off topic.

Hence the title. It is bit of a shock. Isn't it.
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