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Re: fao herb

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:47 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
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carl_feedthegoat wrote:I just want to fuckign know if this fight is on..or off.

Thanks.

It's like the Haye v Fury fight, lots of posturing but no....fight. Personally I could never fight a fellow blue, it's like fighting your mum or summat. It just should nt happen.

I'm fairly certain that this is the only fight we'll see, thank fuck.

Anyway, how's Joe Hart doing?


Apart, perhaps, from the Russia game last night.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Original Dub » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:48 pm

Mase wrote:GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!


You been pushin' too many pencils...
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Re: fao herb

Postby freshie » Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:12 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Herb wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:lovely tea tonight
herbie chicken
mmmmmmmmm


You having a fantasy about sucking my chicken bone Mr Tinkle (ye master of shitbaggery)? Or just getting large and loud while hiding safe behind your keyboard you sad arse.

Come on get yer mad up and make a cunt of yourself again . . you are so funny - if only you could see yourself through the eyes of a person of average or better IQ . . you would roll laughing mate . . roll laughing . .hahaha

PS. I'll 'ave yer, I'll 'ave yer


I'm starting to get the feeling that Herb is an alternative profile created by Nigel's (I can't bear to skip the apostrophe) Tackle to make himself seem more interesting to the rest of us (and possibly himself).


Haha like Fight Club?
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Re: fao herb

Postby ant london » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:01 pm

Funny thread

Pair of spastics
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:24 pm

ant london wrote:Funny thread

Pair of spastics


Which pair?

Many candidates on display tbf.

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Re: fao herb

Postby zuricity » Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:40 pm

So is the fight on ? or what ?

Will it be televised or do we have to wait for You tube videos ?
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Re: fao herb

Postby Sister of fu » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:37 pm

zuricity wrote:So is the fight on ? or what ?

Will it be televised or do we have to wait for You tube videos ?


Pay per view.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:59 pm

Sister of fu wrote:
zuricity wrote:So is the fight on ? or what ?

Will it be televised or do we have to wait for You tube videos ?


Pay per view.


on the same bill as khan v mayweather by the looks of things
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Re: fao herb

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:05 am

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Is that Mike out of The Young Ones on the right?
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Re: fao herb

Postby nottsblue » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:10 pm

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Is that Mike out of The Young Ones on the right?

Theres something of Niall Quinn about the left hand one
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:42 pm

The Count really looks like he's half in the bag from a failed attempt to try and cure his hangover with a couple hairs of the dog so to speak, with the result being getting accidentally shitfaced by noon. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

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Re: fao herb

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:23 am

DoomMerchant wrote:The Count really looks like he's half in the bag from a failed attempt to try and cure his hangover with a couple hairs of the dog so to speak, with the result being getting accidentally shitfaced by noon. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

cheers


That really did make me laugh.

Your florid choice of vocabulary worked perfectly.
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Re: fao herb

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:55 am

Theres something of Niall Quinn about the left hand one


Yes! Thank you, it very much reminded me of someone but I couldn't place him.
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:14 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:The Count really looks like he's half in the bag from a failed attempt to try and cure his hangover with a couple hairs of the dog so to speak, with the result being getting accidentally shitfaced by noon. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

cheers


That really did make me laugh.

Your florid choice of vocabulary worked perfectly.


You compliment me a lot. I appreciate it.

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Re: fao herb

Postby zuricity » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:34 pm

So , let me get this right.. After all the bs, all the "keep this at the top of the page" bs... we still don't know if the fight is on or not... Warmduschers !
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Re: fao herb

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:56 pm

Is this on, then?
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:58 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:Is this on, then?


Herb cancelled due to a lack of thyme.

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Re: fao herb

Postby Herb » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:56 pm

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BlueinBosnia wrote:Is this on, then?


Herb cancelled due to a lack of thyme.

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Nope. Cancelled because of tsntdhty

(That shitbag Nigel's tickle didn't have the yabadabadoo)


PS. And big thanks to the collective for keeping tickle's thread running . . it pours like salt into his self-inflicted wound!
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Re: fao herb

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:09 pm

Herb wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:Is this on, then?


Herb cancelled due to a lack of thyme.

Cheers


Nope. Cancelled because of tsntdhty

(That shitbag Nigel's tickle didn't have the yabadabadoo)


PS. And big thanks to the collective for keeping tickle's thread running . . it pours like salt into his self-inflicted wound!


You seriously need to.pepper this conversation with complex acronyms?

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Re: fao herb

Postby dazby » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:29 am

Time for some revision perhaps? Was herb right after all?
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