** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:45 pm

What's up with the Aleks long balls?

This is an edgy match.

What are the odds on a Pablo pen and red card?

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun May 17, 2015 12:45 pm

clear as day yellow for dyer there
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Saul Goodman » Sun May 17, 2015 12:46 pm

Dameerto wrote:let's hope its a match where Yaya turns up.

Is he even playing? Feels like we've got 10 out there
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:46 pm

Did you see jimmy Milner bending over there? Is he a secret hunchback?

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Dameerto » Sun May 17, 2015 12:47 pm

Thank you Joe.
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:47 pm

Fuck off Carl. Jesus.

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun May 17, 2015 12:47 pm

Im saying nothing......IM SAYING FUCKIGN NOTHINGGGGGGGG.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Moonchesteri » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

£42m...
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Im saying nothing......IM SAYING FUCKIGN NOTHINGGGGGGGG.


It was schoolboy shit.

Now fuck off.

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Dameerto » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

aaand of course they spot the Aguero offside which was marginal.
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Cit.revenge » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

Foult is on our Transfers alone , Is this defender we pay how much ....
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

no benefit from being on the edge of off side
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:48 pm

Moonchesteri wrote:£42m...


Allegedly. Uh-ledge-ed-lee.

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Dameerto » Sun May 17, 2015 12:49 pm

I've said before I'd fine any cunt that slipped during a match. Maybe long studs remind Pellegrini of vampire stakes or something so he's banned them.
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:50 pm

Cit.revenge wrote:Foult is on our Transfers alone , Is this defender we pay how much ....


You shouldn't be allowed to comment with Jayko on the bench. If he warms up and strips down then you should start doing finger exercises and get ready. Until then...

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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby harveytravis » Sun May 17, 2015 12:50 pm

Swansea offside by a yard = Nothing

Aguero offside by inches = Given

Paranoid me???
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Cit.revenge » Sun May 17, 2015 12:51 pm

Money we spend and Fat Frank is in our 11 , ffs. Hope we will spend better this time
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun May 17, 2015 12:51 pm

yaya
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun May 17, 2015 12:51 pm

HaHaHa!
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Re: ** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 17, 2015 12:51 pm

Big cunt. Get in.

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