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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby john@staustell » Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:38 am

This Wolfsburg fella doesn't seem the most discreet of chaps!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 am

john@staustell wrote:This Wolfsburg fella doesn't seem the most discreet of chaps!


he's a prize cunt
he's clearly been to the redknapp media school
i hope we never have to deal with amateurs like him again. cunt.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:44 am

Wooders wrote:A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace


clap. clap. clap.

cheers
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:56 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Wooders wrote:A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace


clap. clap. clap.

cheers


And the clap? Slut!
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby zuricity » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:13 am

Wooders wrote:A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace


Just the one ?
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:33 am

zuricity wrote:
Wooders wrote:A couple of sailors give an old lady a pearl necklace


Just the one ?


He went down.....
She didn't.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby sheblue » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:09 am

ah fuck off kevin.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:09 am

jimmygrimble2 wrote:
Socrates wrote:
AG7 wrote:Landed in Manchester


Bloody hope so, this feels nearly as long and drawn out now as watching Titanic :o


Still haven't finished that... what happens in the end?

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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:39 am

sheblue wrote:ah fuck off kevin.


Is he there yet?
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:21 am

jimmygrimble2 wrote:
Socrates wrote:
AG7 wrote:Landed in Manchester

Bloody hope so, this feels nearly as long and drawn out now as watching Titanic :o

Still haven't finished that... what happens in the end?

If you don't like spoilers, stop reading the following!...

The Titanic sank, but Rose (Winslet/Stewart) managed to survive Celine Dion's singing, long enough, to toss the blue diamond Heart of the Ocean necklace into the ocean. That very valuable diamond has now been recovered and is being used to lure Kevin De Bruyne to MCFC. If City does succeed in finally signing KDB, it will help City to stay afloat in all competitions. City's badge will now be changed, to depicting KDB, on the bow of a Manchester ship and shouting, "I'm The King Of The World!"
...credits roll and fade out, leading to many expensive sequels, starring KDB!...
... The big iceberg that could potentially crash this deal, is the amount of money paid to Chelski and Gent...
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/tra ... 14811272/-?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ty-6333268?
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby blues2win » Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:39 pm

Kristoff Terreur, a Belgian journalist who has been very accurate about the toings and froings, says the fee and payments have been agreed but the paperwork and one small detail are holding things up. Otherwise Kevin's ready to fly out and sign subject to a medical.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:52 pm

blues2win wrote:Kristoff Terreur, a Belgian journalist who has been very accurate about the toings and froings, says the fee and payments have been agreed but the paperwork and one small detail are holding things up. Otherwise Kevin's ready to fly out and sign subject to a medical.


ITK say the small detail is cake-related.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby blues2win » Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:11 pm

Well if it's cake related we're well and truly fucked. If we give Kevin a big cake everyone will be wanting one.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:16 pm

blues2win wrote:Well if it's cake related we're well and truly fucked. If we give Kevin a big cake everyone will be wanting one.


He wanted cake parity with Yaya, which we agreed, now they are just arguing over the crumbs.

Sorry.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby WhyAlwaysMe? » Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:34 pm

The Belgian coach, Marc Wilmots has given his blessing to KDB's City transfer... So, maybe City should let the kid have his own cake and eat it, too!
http://www.insidefutbol.com/2015/08/28/ ... ve/232672/?
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby blues2win » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:12 pm

Klaus Aloffs says Wolfsburg have reached an agreement with City to sell de Bruyne and it will be finalised tonight or tomorrow morning.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Moonchesteri » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:14 pm

i swear i've heard that for three days in a row now.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby nottsblue » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:16 pm

Very bored of this now.
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Re: Kevin De Bruyne, Rural has psychic gonads

Postby Saul Goodman » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:30 pm

Guess Mancini nabbed Perisic after all
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