**** City V Bournemouth **** Official Match Thread

[ruralblue]

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!


finally!

[PrezIke]

Lol navas but Raheem hat trick!!!!

[PrezIke]

Sterling's finishing has been very good today

[branny]

Navas will never score again. He's done the hard bit. Just roll it into the empty ffs.

[iwasthere2012]

Right Navas is never going to score. I was willing that in for him. Well done on a first half hatrick Raheem.
Could he score 5 ?.

[PrezIke]

Can we add "Navas's finishing" to the status for newer posters?

[Cocacolajojo1]

Jesus is a player you will hate and love your whole life.

Perhaps no hate, but he will continue to frustrate the fuck out of us. His miss that led to Sterling's goal is as bad as when David Silva broke through on goal against West Ham in 2011 and in the end walked back to our penalty area. So weird. The both of them. Stop it.

[Original Dub]

Right Navas is never going to score. I was willing that in for him. Well done on a first half hatrick Raheem.
Could he score 5 ?.

This could be the day he takes the next step

[Cocacolajojo1]

This could be the day he takes the next step

Not a natural finisher though. Won't happen.

[DoomMerchant]

Jesus will he ever score? I got to think that for about 5 seconds in real time.

Great first half from Kev and Raheem. Pablo looked great as did Fern and Yaya.

Defense is wobbly under any real pressure. And Bony? Well I dunno. Just so so for me. Ahem.

Luckily we aren't facing a real keeper today and the ref gave us a gift or we might be looking at something altogether different.

Conspiracy theorists take note please.

All in all tho how much do I love Kevin and Raheem playing together in that left side interchanging and sharing? Fucking impressive stuff. Kevin has a shit shot on him too. We need that lots.

Cheers

[Beefymcfc]

Really looking forward to this, although it'll be via a shit stream.

The big question for today is, Warsteiner or Heineken?

It's Bockbier season, mate.

Not for me mate, bit too dark and definitely too strong. I'd be on my Arse by now if I was drinking it. Settled on Wobbly.

Anyway, feckin' great game and good too see young Raheem getting his just deserts.

Get in.

Ps. Feck, forgot to do my predictions!

[Paul68]

Not a natural finisher

- Michael Owen

wonder if anyone will mention this quote to the horrible little midget cunt.

[Original Dub]

Get off bony's case you mong.

Please. With aguero out we are relying on fucking Eddie Grant to rock down to electric avenue but he isn't doing anything of the sort.

We will get punished in big games if he doesn't find a groove.

He's a shithouse at the mo.

That is all.

Cheers

If he has one goal and one assist every time Aguero is out that will do me.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Can we stick fernando on for Dino now please?

[Fidel Castro]

Feel sorry for Christ.
You can tell Yaya is fully fit again, which makes such a massive difference.
Bony got a goal but his confidence still seems a bit shot, hope he finds his groove second half.
Sagna continuing to be quality, even at left back.
Otamendi very lucky not to give a penalty away, but looking good on the ball. Really don't know what those tackles are about where he flies over the fucking ball though. See the penalty incident and his booking.

[DoomMerchant]

Get off bony's case you mong.

Please. With aguero out we are relying on fucking Eddie Grant to rock down to electric avenue but he isn't doing anything of the sort.

We will get punished in big games if he doesn't find a groove.

He's a shithouse at the mo.

That is all.

Cheers

If he has one goal and one assist every time Aguero is out that will do me.

You're a spaztard. His goal was an absolute gift and the assist wasn't even that, it was a deflection that he couldn't move his arse fast enough to get a proper foot onto.

Are you actually watching the match? Serious question.

Cheers

[Sideshow Bob]

kdb has some fucking shot on him.

[phips]

Can we stick fernando on for Dino now please?

YES PLEASE

kdb has some fucking shot on him.

I love that someone is willing to have a shot from outside the box

[sheblue]

Great opportunity now to give nacho a run

[Beefymcfc]

Got to pick out Sterling here. Just looked at an average position stat and he's taken up a position just off Bony which is allowing him freedom to move either side. Good call from Pellers and we can all see he's more comfortable there.

Great game, let's go on and mug 'em.