Blue Goon

[ashton287]

Pulled this off a scum forum after i was told about this song. How many munichs do you think will learn this fucking attrocity within 4 days. Im gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say 000000000000000000

check this out by FAT WILL Y, BLUE GOON! its hilaroious and we are taking it to Eastlands for the first leg on Tuesday!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZz5alGK9o

BLUE GOON
WE SAW YOU STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN YOUR HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF YOU OWN

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE NO SILVERWARE
YOUR LIVING ON A PRAYER
30 YEARS GONE AND YOUR STILL NOWHERE

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE STARS FROM THE RING
RICKY HATTON WILL DANCE
WHILE THE GALLAGHERS WILL SING

BLUE GOON
IT'S MAN CITYS BIG TUNE
BU THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
COS IT IT SUNDERLANDS SONG

AND SUDDENLY THERE ARE OILFIELDS IN MANCHESTER
THERES BILLIONS OF POUNDS, SPARKYS WALKING
MANCINI'S LAUGHING

BLUE GOON
YOU STARTED SINGING TO SOON
YOU WERE SAVED BY A SHEIK
WHAT A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

BLUE MOON
YOUR FROM EASTLANDS LAGOON
RED IS FOR Man Utd
WHILE BLUE IS FOR GOON

[Original Dub]

Ah that's not fair mate, this guy obviously has a medium to high form of retardation.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

theres to many words in that song for them retards to remember.

[glossopblue]

saw this in the muen this morning!!!! evening news in the morning!!!!!

even the girl who's artical it is was takin the piss!!

what a load of wank that is, its taken the twats 20 years to come up with something and thats the best they can do!!!

retards the fuckin lot of em!!

[CityGer]

That's poor. Incredibly poor.

I can't imagine even they will stoop low enough to sing that nonesense.

[blue 68]

That's fooking brilliant, cracked me up, but not as much as this
http://www.malcolmglazer.com/

[bluej]

But I thought they didn't care about us?

[mcfc1632]

Found this on a scum fans site:

On the backstreets of Tampa, Florida
He lay there in lots of pain
The mutilated body of Malcom Glazer
With a bullet in his brain
And as he lay there slowly dying
With blood gushing from his head
We raised our arms in victory
And this is what we said:
SINGING DIE, DIE, GLAZER ****ING DIE!
SINGING DIE, DIE, GLAZER ****ING DIE!
SINGING DIE, DIE, GLAZER!
DIE, DIE, GLAZER!
DIE, DIE, GLAZER ****ING DIE! (AND YOUR SONS!!)

These scum fans might be slow - but even they are beginning to realise that they are history - dead men walking

[Beeks]

Why the fuck post it on here?

[mcfc1632]

another quote from a 'typical' scum fan - on the subject of Rooney being sold to help their debt.....


God, Rooney is United's soul. I can't imagine what will United happen without him.
If Rooney was sold to RM, I will become RM fans.


Fuck me - I just love it!!!!

(Btw - Hong Kong based)

P.s.

and another just for fun - on a thread many pages long where the reality of their financial situation has sunk in....


I've had a think and the best case scenarios we can hope for here are -

1. They manage to sell all the Bonds which will reduce interest payments and reduce financial pressure.
2. They continue to spend on players to increase the value of the club by success etc.
3. Buyers/Consortiums become interested in a takeover.
4. The Glazers are short of cash to pay the matured bonds.
5. Bonds pressure, forces the Glazers to either sell the Buccaneers or United.
6. New buyer either buys Buccaneers or United without the use of loans.

I don't want to think about the worst case scenarios...

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That's a pretty good summary Flash. I don't think their are worst case scenarios, because if they try to milk United any further (i.e. by selling assets/players) the resulting drop in the value of the club would cause them to lose millions when they do sell.

What I don't understand at all is why they insist on holding onto United in the first place. I can't fathom what the possible upside is for them?[/QUOTE]

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There is an old saying - "when you have a lemon - squeeze it" - what they have done is remove the downside and now they can squeeze the assets - until the pips squeak - they would rather have a highly valuable asset at the end - but if it is not - they still win

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at least these posts have some thinking behind them - most are 'wrist slitting'

[9secondlegend]

is that one of that fat cunts songs? whats he called? some unoficial united song writer and cock of the highest order. who , ironicly come from stockport whilst some of songs mock city fans who (all) come from stockport!

[9secondlegend]

haha i was trying to find his name on google and found this.
quality

~ Don't Be A Muppet ~
The Do's and Don'ts of Following United
• Don't call them 'Man U' in Manchester
• Do call them 'United' or 'Reds''

• Don't sing 'Who Are Ya?' or 'Easy! Easy!'
• Do sing 'Who The F'ckn Hell Are You?' and 'This Is So F'ckn Easy!'

• Don't ever leave before the final whistle!
• Do remember the words "...and Solskjaer has won it!"

• Don't wear a Jesters Hat if you're old enough to know better
• Do wear your lucky scarf or retro United kit

• Don't sing 'We've won it 11 times'
• Do sing 'He's won it 11 times'

• Don't bring a St George's Cross or England shirt to the game
• Don't wear an Ireland shirt to the game
• Do wear United colours (or Argentina)

• Don't get on the backs of United players. Never ever boo the team!
• Do get behind the team, even the players you don't like

• Don't boo ex-United players (except Paul Ince & Robbie Savage)
• Don't boo Damian Duff, a United fan who held out before signing for Chelsea until Fergie confirmed we couldn't match his £17 million fee. He later turned down Liverpool to sign for Newcastle because 'his heart told him so'. Same rules apply to Morten Gamst Pederson, also a United fan and a paid up member of the Scandinavian supporters club before signing for Blackburn.

• Don't buy a fanzine thinking it's the offical match day programme
• Do buy the fanzines - United We Stand, Red Issue and Red News

~ click here to send us more do's & don'ts ~

[Kiss_The_Goat]

Pulled this off a scum forum after i was told about this song. How many munichs do you think will learn this fucking attrocity within 4 days. Im gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say 000000000000000000

check this out by FAT WILL Y, BLUE GOON! its hilaroious and we are taking it to Eastlands for the first leg on Tuesday!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZz5alGK9o

BLUE GOON
WE SAW YOU STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN YOUR HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF YOU OWN

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE NO SILVERWARE
YOUR LIVING ON A PRAYER
30 YEARS GONE AND YOUR STILL NOWHERE

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE STARS FROM THE RING
RICKY HATTON WILL DANCE
WHILE THE GALLAGHERS WILL SING

BLUE GOON
IT'S MAN CITYS BIG TUNE
BU THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
COS IT IT SUNDERLANDS SONG

AND SUDDENLY THERE ARE OILFIELDS IN MANCHESTER
THERES BILLIONS OF POUNDS, SPARKYS WALKING
MANCINI'S LAUGHING

BLUE GOON
YOU STARTED SINGING TO SOON
YOU WERE SAVED BY A SHEIK
WHAT A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

BLUE MOON
YOUR FROM EASTLANDS LAGOON
RED IS FOR Man Utd
WHILE BLUE IS FOR GOON

Thats absolutely shite! There's nothing witty or amusing in it whatsoever. It lacks any imagination or creativity and is far too long. What they gonna do, hand out lyrics sheets to everyone? Oh dear! Poor rags. They can't do anything right anymore can they? Is that seriously the best they can do? Haha!

[bluejon]

Whats this shite about it's Sunderlands tune?

[The Man In Blue]

for some reason when reading that drivel, this came to mind: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

shakespeare looks a long shot.

[Beefymcfc]

I am seriously offended by that, and hopefully it'd be the same for them!

Blue Moon
You Saw Me Standing Alone
Without a Dream in My Heart
Without a Love of My own

Blue Moon......

There's only one, and there's only the original, we are City, we are the Blues!!!

[Somerset Blue]

Whats this shite about it's Sunderlands tune?

From Wiki (so no idea how true it is):

Blue Moon is commonly recognized as the "Theme Tune" of Manchester City Football Club in British culture. It is the song most commonly sung by Manchester City supporters during football matches. The song is known to have been first sung by Crewe Alexandra fans in the 1980s before Manchester City adopted the tune.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_(song)

[bluejon]

But crewe wear red? oh well

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Pulled this off a scum forum after i was told about this song. How many munichs do you think will learn this fucking attrocity within 4 days. Im gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say 000000000000000000

check this out by FAT WILL Y, BLUE GOON! its hilaroious and we are taking it to Eastlands for the first leg on Tuesday!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZz5alGK9o

BLUE GOON
WE SAW YOU STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN YOUR HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF YOU OWN

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE NO SILVERWARE
YOUR LIVING ON A PRAYER
30 YEARS GONE AND YOUR STILL NOWHERE

BLUE GOON
YOU HAVE STARS FROM THE RING
RICKY HATTON WILL DANCE
WHILE THE GALLAGHERS WILL SING

BLUE GOON
IT'S MAN CITYS BIG TUNE
BU THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
COS IT IT SUNDERLANDS SONG

AND SUDDENLY THERE ARE OILFIELDS IN MANCHESTER
THERES BILLIONS OF POUNDS, SPARKYS WALKING
MANCINI'S LAUGHING

BLUE GOON
YOU STARTED SINGING TO SOON
YOU WERE SAVED BY A SHEIK
WHAT A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

BLUE MOON
YOUR FROM EASTLANDS LAGOON
RED IS FOR Man Utd
WHILE BLUE IS FOR GOON

Thats absolutely shite! There's nothing witty or amusing in it whatsoever. It lacks any imagination or creativity and is far too long. What they gonna do, hand out lyrics sheets to everyone? Oh dear! Poor rags. They can't do anything right anymore can they? Is that seriously the best they can do? Haha!

That's the fookin problem! I mean sing shit about us all you want but at least be witty. That's just shite efort. Probably gets suitable piss take from fellow rags as well for that effort....... on the second thought..... they probably think its clever.

[glossopblue]

Whats this shite about it's Sunderlands tune?

From Wiki (so no idea how true it is):

Blue Moon is commonly recognized as the "Theme Tune" of Manchester City Football Club in British culture. It is the song most commonly sung by Manchester City supporters during football matches. The song is known to have been first sung by Crewe Alexandra fans in the 1980s before Manchester City adopted the tune.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_(song)

crewe sang crewe moon NOT blue moon