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by Nigels Tackle » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:49 pm
Dameerto wrote:Slim wrote:Original Dub wrote:
I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.
Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...
I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.
I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.
good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke
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by Dameerto » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:50 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:Dameerto wrote:Slim wrote:Original Dub wrote:
I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.
Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...
I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.
I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.
good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke
I went out on a limb with that one.
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by iwasthere2012 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:54 pm
Dameerto wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:Dameerto wrote:Slim wrote:Original Dub wrote:
I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.
Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...
I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.
I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.
good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke
I went out on a limb with that one.
There's no 'arm in that.
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by Original Dub » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:29 pm
This topic really has gathered legs.
Cut it out now ffs
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by mr_nool » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:53 pm
You're all going about like a bunch of Munchenhausers.
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by City64 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:46 pm
Can we hop off this subject now ?
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by Mase » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:10 am
City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?
Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.
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by Tokyo Blue » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:33 pm
Some seriously lame puns in here.
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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by Hazy2 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:37 pm
Some of you do not have a leg to stand on.
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by Nigels Tackle » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:49 pm
Mase wrote:City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?
Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.
following an early start in town he'll be completely paraplegic come kick off tomorrow
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by Beefymcfc » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:32 pm
I'm plegia'n with you, please stop.!
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
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by City64 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:45 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:Mase wrote:City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?
Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.
following an early start in town he'll be completely paraplegic come kick off tomorrow
Someone is pulling your leg pal .
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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