What does Jesus actually do?

[Fidel Castro]

Thought I'd get this one in early

[Nigels Tackle]

scores debut hat tricks

hallelujah!

[Socrates]

Hopefully walks on water and turns chances into wine.

[Dameerto]

Shoulders crosses like his name-sake (Navas).

[meeesh]

Surely he has to feature tomorrow,will give us all a big boost to forget what happened last Sunday,I'm feeling really relaxed about this guy,hopefully gonna be a huge star for us

[london blue 2]

Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...

[sheblue]

Let's give the lad a bit of time.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...

lol

He'll be sure to hear some other criticism from some pundit or other and regurgitate as his own opinion on here.

[Original Dub]

Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...

lol

He'll be sure to hear some other criticism from some pundit or other and regurgitate as his own opinion on here.

Nail on head.
His opinion is straight out of the Mirror every week.

OT I really hope this lad explodes on to the scene. Talk about a timely introduction if it works out that way.

[Hazy2]

He gives us hope.

[iwasthere2012]

Hopefully walks on water and turns chances into wine.

Hopefully, doesn't walk around like he's wading through water and cause fans to whine.

[fangsanalsatan]

jesus rots inside his grave
he caaaan't be saved ♪ ♫

[iwasthere2012]

jesus rots inside his grave
he caaaan't be saved ♪ ♫

You ain't go-waaaaaan up to heaven boy.

[Tony P]

If he doesn't play well he'll get crucified.

[carolina-blue]

If he doesn't play well he'll get crucified.

Rag top Headline
Two Jesus's on the pitch can't save City

[PeterParker]

What is his take on playing Sunday?

[iwasthere2012]

Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.

[PrezIke]

Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.

+1

[Slim]

Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.

There is a lot to be excited over, but I preach PATIENCE because we've seen too many times a young lad ruined before he's actually made it because of unrealistic levels of expectation.

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

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Jesus saves