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Postby Kladze » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:46 am

TEVEZ REWARDED WITH ENTIRE DEER CARCASS
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 001202396/
20-01-10

CARLOS Tevez was rewarded for his two goals against Manchester United last night with an entire deer carcass all to himself.

The Manchester City striker jumped up and down with excitement as his handlers tossed the freshly killed animal into his cage, minutes after he had helped secure a vital Carling Cup semi-final win over his former club.

The Argentinian used his massive teeth and claws to tear chunks from the deer as Man City coach Roberto Mancini reached through the bars and stroked his blood-soaked head.

Mancini said: "Carlos is a great asset to the club and just wants to play football, when he's not terrifying villagers and dismembering livestock by moonlight."

Meanwhile experts studying last night’s Manchester derby have discovered that conditions on and off the pitch combined to create the 'perfect storm' for a Ferguson enpurplement.

Analyst Tom Logan said: "Everything just gelled at the right time. A hopeless referee and an ex-player scoring two controversial goals just days after the Glazers told him he would have to take in lodgers to help service the club's £500m debt.

"I will be amazed if Roland Emerich does not make a film about this."

In the past 120 years of professional football, only three matches have had the perfect collision of events necessary to make a manager reach maximum levels of testicle-rupturing fury.

The last occasion was in 1961 when 15 Ipswich Town players called in sick on a Saturday morning just hours after the manager’s wife had left him and he dropped his pipe down a drain.


Tevez scored a controversial penalty
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Re: Carlito

Postby Dubaimancityfan » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:07 am

WTF !!
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Postby Vhero » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:08 am

Dubaimancityfan wrote:WTF !!

Well put...
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Re: Carlito

Postby Bingo Lewis » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:13 am

Bit strange that.
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Re: Carlito

Postby Martinez » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:28 am

Great thread, but facts are messed up, we all know the Scums debt is somewhere just beyond 700m£.
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Re: Carlito

Postby Kladze » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:21 am

Dubaimancityfan wrote:WTF !!


It's from the Daily Mash.

It's meant to be humour.

Lighten up FFS
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Postby Rag_hater » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:17 pm

Very strange but funny.
Maybe they could have made it a bit more shocking.
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Re: Carlito

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:36 pm

What a load of shit
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Postby Kladze » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:41 pm

Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:What a load of shit


Whatever!
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Re: Carlito

Postby dazby » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:42 pm

Kladze wrote:
Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:What a load of shit


Whatever!


Mark, you're just jealous Kladze posted it first. This sort of thing is normally right up your alley.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: Carlito

Postby mr_nool » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:44 pm

dazby wrote:
Kladze wrote:
Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:What a load of shit


Whatever!


Mark, you're just jealous Kladze posted it first. This sort of thing is normally right up your alley.


Your on form tonight Daz!
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Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:47 pm

dazby, i love you
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