How to contain Rooney on Wednesday

[Manx Blue]

Just to get back on thread I don't think letting Shrek in the penalty area with the ball is a good idea. He is good with his back to goal and has quick feet and likely to do damage and/or dive for a pen. so it's push him outside and get NDJ or whoever deal with him for me.

you're the boy Doolish! Tbf... I thought he was their boy Tuesday. I hope they pick up a few strains tomPorrow, that will help.

[Manx Blue]

Just to get back on thread I don't think letting Shrek in the penalty area with the ball is a good idea. He is good with his back to goal and has quick feet and likely to do damage and/or dive for a pen. so it's push him outside and get NDJ or whoever deal with him for me.

you're the boy Doolish! Tbf... I thought he was their boy Tuesday. I hope they pick up a few strains tomPorrow, that will help.

garbage .. Off to my Manx bed....WTF was I on about?

[edgeley blue]

just teach our little carlito to say 5 words in english to him--------- you are a granny shagger

[Ted Hughes]

Score a couple at the other end. Baconface will take him off.

[BobbyJ1956]

By City scoring at least one more than he does.

[feedthegreek]

if you man mark rooney for 90 mins.
that means if he goesc for a piss your by his side
all the game thats what you do.
dave connor did exactly that in the 69 fa cup semi final
versus evrton with alan ball and we won.
no problem./

[Wonderwall]

we could always ask the belfast shotgun fella to do us a favour

[Alex Sapphire]

we could always ask the belfast shotgun fella to do us a favour

you've not been paying attention have you WW.
Not Belfast.

I think we managed him great the other night by not managing him. Also seemed happy to let giggs and valencia stand unattended on the touchline. Bit of zonal tackling going on

[The Man In Blue]

upset i missed this thread tbh.

[blue wine]

he will be sent off today..going to but some money on it! :)

[Vhero]

How to contain a diver? Hmmmmm.. Not many players we have can do it. I would say we cannot play Boyata simple as.

[rick1894citizen]

Maybe im a horrible bitter twat but i would get the bastard hit and hard until he either goes off injured or red carded, it's about time we end one of those fuckers careers and i wasn't even born when that twat buchan got the King.

[Hinch's 5 Fingered Salute]

Man mark him, simple as that. He can't handle being man marked and it will force him to drop deep. It will frustrate him, and he will probably get sent off as well.

[Alex Sapphire]

he will be sent off today..going to but some money on it! :)

nearly right. He scored four

[CityFanFromRome]

he will be sent off today..going to but some money on it! :)

nearly right. He scored four

He should be sated for a while then. Or at least, I hope he is...

[CITYSTEVEDON]

a baseball bat round the head would be a start

[zuricity]

he will be sent off today..going to but some money on it! :)

nearly right. He scored four

Was gifted a couple.

Anyway in answer to the title question. It's really dead easy. Tackle him , so that your knee hits him in the balls.

He'll be sick after that.

In all seriousness, man mark the fuc*er, tell him that Real madrid are coming in for him, tell him that he's no longer worth
35 mill because his shares are worthless, tell him he's a c*nt. keep him occupied.

Better still, keep control of the ball, don't let united hold it, as soon as they've got it , win it back off them and go for goal
when it's absolutely right to try.

Edit:

Actually I'll take it all back. He scored four today ...... A big success today , meaning we don't have to worry about him on Wednesday. He won't get a look in on Wednesday.

[Blue in the face]

Ask Phil Brown and do the opposite.

[dazlebluefrog]

what gets me is the way the cheating fcuking scum twat scored the 2nd why the fcuk didn't the ref stop the game or a scum twat kick the ball out when the hull player was on the floor just in front of the goalie ??

[Beefymcfc]

what gets me is the way the cheating fcuking scum twat scored the 2nd why the fcuk didn't the ref stop the game or a scum twat kick the ball out when the hull player was on the floor just in front of the goalie ??

When you're 720 mil in debt, do you realy care about a Hull player? Somehow they must feel they can sort it by playing within the rules. Deluded but loyal!