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Postby johnny crossan » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:21 pm

A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby nottsblue » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:32 pm

Thought he had been sacked when i saw the thread. Disappointed
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:34 pm

Who would win in an eating an apple through a tennis racket competition

Southgate or Suarez?
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:42 pm

nottsblue wrote:Thought he had been sacked when i saw the thread. Disappointed


Ditto.

Mind you, even if he had been sacked, it wouldn't have altered what I currently feel about England's 'no hope' team.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Justified logic » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:46 pm

He been shagging your missus JC?
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Scatman » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:50 pm

Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:54 pm

Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:08 pm

johnny crossan wrote:A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.


Someone as advised as Yourself, JC, must sure know how much the person in charge of England matters for England International hopes: zick, until the English football season will stand as tiresome as it is.
Consideration about the quality of the manager, might arguably taken into accont, if the Quatari scam will actually take place, being scheduled in fall/winter time.

BUT, what I really find utterly reprehensible, eventually, is that You could not be arsed to notify me Your presence at Vicarage Road, despite all my beggings.
You spoiled me of a very covated drink, Sir! tsk tsk... :cry:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby ruralblue » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:26 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby sheblue » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:40 pm

Plonker.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:34 pm

johnny crossan wrote:A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.


And that's why he's managing England JC - won nothing , done nothing , wont do nothing , bends over for the FA.

Perfect manager for England.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby PeterParker » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:01 pm

Liked his part in the classic Disney movie: The Great Mouse Detective.

I think he was as solid as it gets.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby freshie » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:42 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Scatman » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:05 pm

Wrong Crossan!
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby nottsblue » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:12 pm

freshie wrote:
ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159

Just read through the above thread.

Brilliant. Genuinely lol a couple of times
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Chopper » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:37 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


One the best threads of all time.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:07 pm

Scatman wrote:Wrong Crossan!

he told me to change my username because it confused people - seems he was right :(
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:57 pm

Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?



His wife has much better taste !!
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:18 am

freshie wrote:
ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159


Always fun to revisit that one. Proper classic!
Tracking back is overrated.
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Re: Gareth Southgate

Postby aaron bond » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:18 am

That was a brilliant thread. He couldn't see how much of a stalker he was.

Has he ever posted since then?
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