The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[AG7]

https://www.facebook.com/dreamteamfc/vi ... 740742709/

[Justified logic]

Citizen Khan actor [some Muslim name with lots of A's] has just been on Celebrity Mastermind. Scored 4 on specialist subject Fergiescum and 1 on general knowledge. Says it all really.

I quite like watching this version of Mastermind. What is the capital of France - pass. How many are there in a dozen - pass. Basically, most celebs are just fucking thick.

[AG7]

Lakaku’s Voodoo story

[AG7]

Moshiri “if I tell you what we offered Lukaku you wouldn’t believe me. His agent came to finch farm to sign contract then Lukaku phones his mother” and there was a pilgrimage to Africa and some sort of voodoo that says he had to sign for Chelsea. “What can you do?”

[Beefymcfc]

Moshiri “if I tell you what we offered Lukaku you wouldn’t believe me. His agent came to finch farm to sign contract then Lukaku phones his mother” and there was a pilgrimage to Africa and some sort of voodoo that says he had to sign for Chelsea. “What can you do?”

Offer more money you fool!

[Dimples]

Good man Wio.

You millionaires can get daylight at 5am can you ?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... t-11821806

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Good man Wio.

You millionaires can get daylight at 5am can you ?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... t-11821806

If he ever gets into the boxing ring, here's hoping his opponent will knock the living daylights out of him.

[Dimples]

Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.

Can PeP just come out and say that Sanchez won't be signing for any of Ken Dodds Diddy men ?

[Wooders]

Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.

I had some fun whilst scanning through YouTube’s live feeds last night when I found a Man Utd transfer thing - fucking hilarious live chat with some inbred looking goon about where Sanchez will fit in with Bale and Griezzman and how arsenal will really want the amazing mikitarian in exchange for Sanchez so they’ll beat us to it

[nottsblue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not

[Mikhail Chigorin]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not

If anyone was of a more caustic disposition, they might suggest that that could be a job, perfectly fitted, for the Family Man............??!!!???

[Wooders]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not

Another FA yes man

[nottsblue]

The rags have announced a new signing. A top striker from Ireland

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42676716

[zuricity]

do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”

[Kippax Sean]

do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”

Manipulating and cheating there way to trophies for several years after aswell.

[Beefymcfc]

do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”

Manipulating and cheating there way to trophies for several years after aswell.

VAR would have been manipulated to suit.

[nottsblue]

Family man to be appointed Wales boss tomorrow. Can only assume Wales didn't enjoy their experience at a summer championship and don't want to qualify for another one

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Family man to be appointed Wales boss tomorrow. Can only assume Wales didn't enjoy their experience at a summer championship and don't want to qualify for another one

I hope there is a clause in his contract that lets him manage the rags on a part-time basis when that job becomes available.

[AG7]

Now now, where’s that thread ...