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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:48 pm

bluemoon wrote:The state of this cockboy, rubber dinghy rapids bro :lol: :lol: :lol:

Watch on youtube.com


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:18 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:BBC pundit predictions last August

The Haters:

Chris Waddle Tottenham
Jo Currie Chelsea
Alan Shearer Man Utd
Mark Schwarzer Man Utd
Phil Neville Man Utd
Garth Crooks Man Utd
Danny Murphy Man Utd
Caroline Barker Man Utd
Ruud Gullit Man Utd
Danny Webber Man Utd
Rachel Brown-Finnis Man Utd
Jason Mohammad Man Utd
Jonathan Pearce Man Utd
Lindsay Johnson Man Utd
Dion Dublin Man Utd

& The Believers

Gabby Logan Man City
Ian Wright Man City
Jacqui Oatley Man City
Leon Osman Man City
John Murray Man City
Ian Dennis Man City
Chris Sutton Man City
Simon Mundie Man City
Mark Lawrenson Man City
Steve Bower Man City
Manish Bhasin Man City
Pat Nevin Man City
Dan Walker Man City
Jermaine Jenas Man City
Guy Mowbray Man City
Trevor Sinclair Man City
Kevin Kilbane Man City
Juliette Ferrington Man City
Conor McNamara Man City
Alistair Mann Man City
Steve Wilson Man City
John Motson Man City
John Hartson Man City
Matt Upson Man City
Alistair Bruce-Ball Man City

Don’t suppose you have the details of how they thought the top 4 would pan out? Probably one or two in there who wouldn’t even had us down to finish top 4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


sorry NB, just got in from work, too messy to put here from phone but here is the link with each of their top 4's, surprising how many mentions the Gooners get :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40856491
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:22 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:BBC pundit predictions last August

The Haters:

Chris Waddle Tottenham
Jo Currie Chelsea
Alan Shearer Man Utd
Mark Schwarzer Man Utd
Phil Neville Man Utd
Garth Crooks Man Utd
Danny Murphy Man Utd
Caroline Barker Man Utd
Ruud Gullit Man Utd
Danny Webber Man Utd
Rachel Brown-Finnis Man Utd
Jason Mohammad Man Utd
Jonathan Pearce Man Utd
Lindsay Johnson Man Utd
Dion Dublin Man Utd

& The Believers

Gabby Logan Man City
Ian Wright Man City
Jacqui Oatley Man City
Leon Osman Man City
John Murray Man City
Ian Dennis Man City
Chris Sutton Man City
Simon Mundie Man City
Mark Lawrenson Man City
Steve Bower Man City
Manish Bhasin Man City
Pat Nevin Man City
Dan Walker Man City
Jermaine Jenas Man City
Guy Mowbray Man City
Trevor Sinclair Man City
Kevin Kilbane Man City
Juliette Ferrington Man City
Conor McNamara Man City
Alistair Mann Man City
Steve Wilson Man City
John Motson Man City
John Hartson Man City
Matt Upson Man City
Alistair Bruce-Ball Man City

Don’t suppose you have the details of how they thought the top 4 would pan out? Probably one or two in there who wouldn’t even had us down to finish top 4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


sorry NB, just got in from work, too messy to put here from phone but here is the link with each of their top 4's, surprising how many mentions the Gooners get :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40856491

Nice work Hants. All 40 to be fair having us top 4. Be interesting next season
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:22 pm

Alistair Mann Man City

He wouldn’t say anyone else would he haha!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:26 pm

gillie wrote:
Blue In Bolton wrote:Enjoy!!

Watch on youtube.com

What a fuckin melt.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

If there was ever proof that care in the community isn't working then they've not come across this Mong....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:45 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:BBC pundit predictions last August

The Haters:

Chris Waddle Tottenham
Jo Currie Chelsea
Alan Shearer Man Utd
Mark Schwarzer Man Utd
Phil Neville Man Utd
Garth Crooks Man Utd
Danny Murphy Man Utd
Caroline Barker Man Utd
Ruud Gullit Man Utd
Danny Webber Man Utd
Rachel Brown-Finnis Man Utd
Jason Mohammad Man Utd
Jonathan Pearce Man Utd
Lindsay Johnson Man Utd
Dion Dublin Man Utd

& The Believers

Gabby Logan Man City
Ian Wright Man City
Jacqui Oatley Man City
Leon Osman Man City
John Murray Man City
Ian Dennis Man City
Chris Sutton Man City
Simon Mundie Man City
Mark Lawrenson Man City
Steve Bower Man City
Manish Bhasin Man City
Pat Nevin Man City
Dan Walker Man City
Jermaine Jenas Man City
Guy Mowbray Man City
Trevor Sinclair Man City
Kevin Kilbane Man City
Juliette Ferrington Man City
Conor McNamara Man City
Alistair Mann Man City
Steve Wilson Man City
John Motson Man City
John Hartson Man City
Matt Upson Man City
Alistair Bruce-Ball Man City

Don’t suppose you have the details of how they thought the top 4 would pan out? Probably one or two in there who wouldn’t even had us down to finish top 4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


sorry NB, just got in from work, too messy to put here from phone but here is the link with each of their top 4's, surprising how many mentions the Gooners get :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40856491

Nice work Hants. All 40 to be fair having us top 4. Be interesting next season

Looks like non of the 40 pundits will get the top 4 correct.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:47 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
gillie wrote:
Blue In Bolton wrote:Enjoy!!

Watch on youtube.com

What a fuckin melt.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

If there was ever proof that care in the community isn't working then they've not come across this Mong....

You wonder how idiots like this don’t get run over more often
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:52 pm

Blue In Bolton wrote:Enjoy!!

Watch on youtube.com

Fucking hell! There are no words.*

*I take that back, CTID Hants has found one.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stevefromdonny » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:33 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Blue In Bolton wrote:Enjoy!!

Watch on youtube.com

Fucking hell! There are no words.*

*I take that back, CTID Hants has found one.






just just just shit been on his youtube asked if he could talk better then a 2 yr old
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:33 pm

Hahahahaha that’s class. Watched it that many times my legs have gone numb sat here on the bog.

“I got called a nonce on Twitter” :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Blue In Bolton » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:59 pm

Mase wrote:Hahahahaha that’s class. Watched it that many times my legs have gone numb sat here on the bog.

“I got called a nonce on Twitter” :lol:


I just keep putting it on facebook replies if the Rags try and come up with something "funny". Could somebody please tell me what that accent is because I still haven't worked it out yet!! Lol!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:14 pm

Blue In Bolton wrote:
Mase wrote:Hahahahaha that’s class. Watched it that many times my legs have gone numb sat here on the bog.

“I got called a nonce on Twitter” :lol:


I just keep putting it on facebook replies if the Rags try and come up with something "funny". Could somebody please tell me what that accent is because I still haven't worked it out yet!! Lol!!


Sounds Welsh.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Blue In Bolton » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:17 pm

Mase wrote:
Blue In Bolton wrote:
Mase wrote:Hahahahaha that’s class. Watched it that many times my legs have gone numb sat here on the bog.

“I got called a nonce on Twitter” :lol:


I just keep putting it on facebook replies if the Rags try and come up with something "funny". Could somebody please tell me what that accent is because I still haven't worked it out yet!! Lol!!


Sounds Welsh.
Thanks Mase. I am still unconvinced due to the lack of a coherent sentence being used!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:17 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:16 am

Last night I really wanted you lot to speak romanian, you missed comedy gold.
Wednesday there will be the local FA elections and one of the candidates has the support of ... you guessed it, Old Drunk Taggart. The amazing drunk went online last night on one of the most bent tv stations here and spoke about the elections and about his support.

It was glorious. The only one missing was a cameo from Ceausescu.

The old fucked really lost it and I hope our succes is responsible.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:35 am

What kind of a link has that drunken old bastard got to Romania? Or has he been bought, which is much more likely now I think about that dodgy Govan pisshead.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:43 am

Dameerto wrote:What kind of a link has that drunken old bastard got to Romania? Or has he been bought, which is much more likely now I think about that dodgy Govan pisshead.


No fucking idea. He said he worked with the guy from the right, Lupescu, at UEFA, but his appearance there was super awkward, speaking nonsense.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:24 pm

Robbed off Paddy Power but goes to show how silly the game is today.....

A quick reminder that Alan Pardew's eight-year contract at Newcastle United doesn't run out until 2020.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:14 pm

Mo on the Rags Derby win :)

'No, I would prefer to lose this match and win the title, honestly.'

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... ague-title

The mind boggles at the stupidity of the discussion.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:06 pm

What's this that they're trying to offload Pogba and Martial? From what we've heard the fuckers want out!
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