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Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:12 pm

Lawro reverts to type this week but Merson is still going big.

Lawro is taking on Mark Wahlberg this week
"Wahlberg grew up playing American sports and admits football, or soccer as he calls it, is not his first love.
He struggled with a few Premier League team names when he was picking this week's scores - like Leicester Square, Waterford and Fullman for example.
But he has been a fan of the sport since watching the 2011 Women's World Cup, and showed a knack for predictions after becoming an avid viewer of the men's tournament in Russia this summer.
"I started watching it, and fell in love with it," Wahlberg told BBC Sport. "I was actually eight from nine with my predictions leading right up to the final game."


Lawro says:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45435523

Fulham let a two-goal lead slip against Brighton last time out and only ended up with a point, which is not a good omen ahead of a trip to Etihad Stadium.

But, like Cardiff's trip to Chelsea, this is a free hit for one of the newly-promoted sides.

Nobody is expecting them to get anything from the defending champions, and their aim will be to have something positive to take away from the day, even if it is not the result.

By that I mean not being torn apart and creating some chances themselves, but I don't see Fulham going to City and scoring so good luck with that.

Lawro's prediction: 3-0

Mark's prediction: Manchester City versus Fullman? Man City to win. 2-0


Merson says

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... redictions

Nothing but a home win here - it will be a case of 'how many?' I watched Fulham at Brighton. It's very nice to pass the ball around at the back when you're 2-0 up but come on? If they defended properly, they'd have won that game. It's alright to play 'total football' but there's a time and a place. If they try and play like that at Manchester City, then they'll get hammered.

PAUL PREDICTS: 4-0
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:30 pm

mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:33 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime


That's certainly not normal
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby gmercer1 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:31 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime


That's certainly not normal


I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Elvistheblue » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:44 pm

gmercer1 wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime


That's certainly not normal


I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!


30 min for a round of golf....He takes much longer for his 8am snack...blimey, what does he snack on, a horse!
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:48 pm

gmercer1 wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime


That's certainly not normal


I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!


Must hit the snooze button a couple of times between 2:30 and prayers, the lazy bastard.
And what's with all the snacking. Half an hour golf followed by an hour and a half of snacking?
He's up for 17 hours. According to that schedule he spends anythng up to 6 hrs:25mins eating.
No wonder he needs two workouts, the fat bastard.
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Scatman » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:53 pm

Work calls? What fucking work?
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby city72 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:27 pm

A 90 minute shower must be a smelly twat
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby nottsblue » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:49 pm

Has Lawro gone wild this year? 3-0 as his default score.

Interestingly he has gone for the dippers to draw
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:51 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime


That's certainly not normal


The missing time is watching porn.

I know, who can get a round of golf in, in half an hour!!


Must hit the snooze button a couple of times between 2:30 and prayers, the lazy bastard.
And what's with all the snacking. Half an hour golf followed by an hour and a half of snacking?
He's up for 17 hours. According to that schedule he spends anythng up to 6 hrs:25mins eating.
No wonder he needs two workouts, the fat bastard.
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby South Stand Balti » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:13 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.
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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby nottsblue » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:17 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.

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Re: Lawro & DC Predictions v Fulham (H)

Postby South Stand Balti » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:25 pm

nottsblue wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:mark wahlberg's a fucking odd ball...
have you seen this?

Typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Golf
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Family time, meetings, and work calls
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Meetings and work calls
3 p.m. — Pick up kids from school
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Workout No. 2
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Dinner and family time
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

That can't be real. He hasn't allocated any time for a wank unless the 7.30 slot is a smokescreen, the fat smelly halfwit.

Gentleman Only Left Hand?

That nearly does it. Maybe Gentleman Only Little Finger.
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