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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:56 pm

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:14 pm

This is the thread for this video I believe.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:16 pm

zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:06 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:17 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:21 pm

patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.

Ok, then the yokel in charge of Cardiff ; what's his name ?
Failing that, Joey Barton
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:24 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:37 am

RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





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Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?


OK Dave.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:14 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





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OK Dave.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:05 pm

^^^^^^^^^^

I bet you don't get discussions of this quality on BM. thankfully this site doesn't do Adverts . Because if it did, Carlsberg wouldn't do one. or is it Mastercard ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:15 pm

I've just heard that during the supreme comeback from the Rags against the mighty Toon that Maureen supposedly walked into the dressing room and asked Pogba how they should set-up in the 2nd half to change it. Apparently Pogba gave the game plan, Maureen agreed and history was set.

Now, can anybody really believe that this s true? Does anybody really think that Maureen would allow Pogba even a say when it comes to managing the team and tactics?

This surely has to be a lek by the club to undermine Maureen. If it is, I'm gutted. He was doing such an excellent job of bringing them down from the inside.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:11 pm

Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:39 pm

PeterParker wrote:Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.


The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:41 pm

Are we having that!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:41 pm

bigblue wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.


The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though


as i mentioned elsewhere, Sanchez on - Rags going for the draw!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:42 pm

Oh what a beautiful morrrrning oh what a beautiful dayyyu :)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:45 pm

I was hoping for a Rag win or a draw, at least I don't feel dirty now ;-)

Although, my step-son is very unhappy, extremely unhappy ....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:31 pm

I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:34 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.


They drew Beefy
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:40 pm

Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.


They drew Beefy

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