The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Nigels Tackle]

Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.

If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.

It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.

i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

[iwasthere2012]

Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.

If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.

It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.

i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

or our crap defending.

Doesn't account for when we weren't playing them though.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.

If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.

It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.

i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

Sterling's shit finishing? A bit of that, a bit of DeGea, a bit of Ederson/shit defending and a bit of Martin Atkinson.

[iwasthere2012]

Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.

If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.

It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.

i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

Sterling's shit finishing? A bit of that, a bit of DeGea, a bit of Ederson/shit defending and a bit of Martin Atkinson.

Sounds like Mambo No.5.

[dazby]

I was humming along. lol

[carl_feedthegoat]

I was humming along. lol

Whilst licking your kitchen window.........

[Nigels Tackle]

I was humming along. lol

Whilst licking your kitchen window.........

he could be your best friend for $50/month...

[Dipstick]

This was after 22 games of last season:

In fact, De Gea has single handedly earned United 11 points already this season.
The stats were calculated by replacing De Gea with a keeper who has the average league shot stop rate.
It may seem harsh, but bear in mind that this average keeper still has a better return than Simon Mignolet, who has shot-stop rate of 57.1 per cent.


They would have been 6th (already 28 points behind) rather than second in the league.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5330061/manchester-united-would-be-eleven-points-worse-off-if-they-hadnt-had-david-de-gea-in-goal-this-season/

[Mase]

This was after 22 games of last season:

In fact, De Gea has single handedly earned United 11 points already this season.
The stats were calculated by replacing De Gea with a keeper who has the average league shot stop rate.
It may seem harsh, but bear in mind that this average keeper still has a better return than Simon Mignolet, who has shot-stop rate of 57.1 per cent.


They would have been 6th (already 28 points behind) rather than second in the league.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5330061/manchester-united-would-be-eleven-points-worse-off-if-they-hadnt-had-david-de-gea-in-goal-this-season/

The Sun?

[carl_feedthegoat]

I was humming along. lol

Whilst licking your kitchen window.........

he could be your best friend for $50/month...

It costs double that just to even join my gang .
Shall I put you on the waiting list ?

[Beefymcfc]

Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

[nottsblue]

Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

Funny that stuff like that is never reported yet it is if the price rises. Can’t think why that might be the case

[Mase]

Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

De Gea saves them 12% share price a season.

[sheblue]

Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

Funny that stuff like that is never reported yet it is if the price rises. Can’t think why that might be the case

Move along now nothing to see here. Sweeping frantically under the carpet.
Dig up some shit about city double quick.

[Ironpot]

This has probable been posted elsewhere and, if so, I apologise. Its worth watching to hear Zab take the piss!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXTGxllOcjY

[zuricity]

Maureen says Rags can be top 4 by the end of December .... which year Mo ?

[PeterParker]

Maureen says Rags can be top 4 by the end of December .... which year Mo ?

After calling his players spoiled kids. Love to see that.

[nottsblue]

Maureen says Rags can be top 4 by the end of December .... which year Mo ?

Top4?

Deffo won’t be top 4 in the PL table. Perhaps in long balls, fouls, goals conceded, number of times the manager throws his players under the (parked) bus...

[Beefymcfc]

Well done Raggies, moved up to 7th with that impressive fuck all draw!

[sheblue]

Top 4 jose.