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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Wooders » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:30 pm

Think on this Liverpool - we’re having a relatively shit season by our standards, our best player has been crocked for more games than less, we’ve got no decent/fit full backs, we only have one senior goal keeper and our second strikers been out of form since August and yet here we are in February, still in all the cups and only 3 points behind you
We are the best team in the country despite all the press propaganda and dodgy referees, you must hate that, hate that it’s all rigged in your favour but there we are....
Maybe I’ll regret this post come the end of May - but for now, better hope you don’t slip up again, we’ll be waiting!
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby bigblue » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:43 pm

Wooders wrote:Think on this Liverpool - we’re having a relatively shit season by our standards, our best player has been crocked for more games than less, we’ve got no decent/fit full backs, we only have one senior goal keeper and our second strikers been out of form since August and yet here we are in February, still in all the cups and only 3 points behind you
We are the best team in the country despite all the press propaganda and dodgy referees, you must hate that, hate that it’s all rigged in your favour but there we are....
Maybe I’ll regret this post come the end of May - but for now, better hope you don’t slip up again, we’ll be waiting!


But sometimes the wind blows really strong and the grass is too dry/wet/long/short. So liverpool are having to struggle as well
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Blackadder » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:49 pm

Hazy2 wrote:If we retain it I pledge a £100 for a banner plane over Klanfield.


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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby carolina-blue » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:50 pm

Wooders wrote:Think on this Liverpool - we’re having a relatively shit season by our standards, our best player has been crocked for more games than less, we’ve got no decent/fit full backs, we only have one senior goal keeper and our second strikers been out of form since August and yet here we are in February, still in all the cups and only 3 points behind you
We are the best team in the country despite all the press propaganda and dodgy referees, you must hate that, hate that it’s all rigged in your favour but there we are....
Maybe I’ll regret this post come the end of May - but for now, better hope you don’t slip up again, we’ll be waiting!


Love it
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby zuricity » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:50 pm

Wooders wrote:Think on this Liverpool - we’re having a relatively shit season by our standards, our best player has been crocked for more games than less, we’ve got no decent/fit full backs, we only have one senior goal keeper and our second strikers been out of form since August and yet here we are in February, still in all the cups and only 3 points behind you
We are the best team in the country despite all the press propaganda and dodgy referees, you must hate that, hate that it’s all rigged in your favour but there we are....
Maybe I’ll regret this post come the end of May - but for now, better hope you don’t slip up again, we’ll be waiting!


just about sums it all up .

Everyone knows it is all about the PL , pressure off us and on scouse- means we can quietly go and chase three cups , whilst they disintegrate under pressure
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Bournemouthcityfan » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:15 am

Just read what the count said on bbc he’s a great bloke,
Welll worth a read even said city are his club.
Brilliant.
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby budfox » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:00 am

Pellers is a class act, an absolute gentleman who will always have the respect of City fans.
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:56 am

Bournemouthcityfan wrote:Just read what the count said on bbc he’s a great bloke,
Welll worth a read even said city are his club.
Brilliant.


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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Ironpot » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:56 am

Bournemouthcityfan wrote:Just read what the count said on bbc he’s a great bloke,
Welll worth a read even said city are his club.
Brilliant.

Dignity personified! I never thought I’d say that about a football manager!

And then there’s Vinny... Makes you proud to be a blue!
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:49 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:We could just put 'Congratulations Liverpool Champions' - if they win, we look magnanimous, if not :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


not a bad shout. bit of reverse psychology...


it seems to be working...
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby budfox » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:13 am

I was out on the piss last night and pulled a Scouse bird . She gave me a blowie but refused to swallow so I jizzed on the pub window and let nature take its course.
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Wooders » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:33 am

budfox wrote:I was out on the piss last night and pulled a Scouse bird . She gave me a blowie but refused to swallow so I jizzed on the pub window and let nature take its course.


Aww that’s such a lovely story mate
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:41 am

budfox wrote:I was out on the piss last night and pulled a Scouse bird . She gave me a blowie but refused to swallow so I jizzed on the pub window and let nature take its course.


dazby take note
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:41 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
budfox wrote:I was out on the piss last night and pulled a Scouse bird . She gave me a blowie but refused to swallow so I jizzed on the pub window and let nature take its course.


dazby take note


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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby bigblue » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:24 pm

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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby sheblue » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:12 pm

Flopp is full of shit and stupid excuses. It's always the same with him.
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Mendyandmakedo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:46 pm

Their Rock and Roll football is more dinner jazz at the moment, the momentum is certainly swinging back our way.

Top by Wednesday night, champions come May!
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby dazby » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:46 pm

How's the reaction over there today? Are they still being gobby, or have they gone to hide under a rock?
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:56 am

dazby wrote:How's the reaction over there today? Are they still being gobby, or have they gone to hide under a rock?


in Glebe Sydney my sons house mate a Scouser denies crying at full time V the Hammers. He had something in his eye. The samaratans are gonna be busy, I suggest cancel all Leave.
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Re: congratulations liverpool thread?

Postby john@staustell » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:05 pm

Their bottoms are squeaking relentlessly
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