The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Sideshow Bob]

cant believe how utterly sh*t alexis sanchez has become!! rags are paying 500k a week for that?? lmao. of course now that ive said that, he'll prob score a hat trick against us.

The funniest part is they signed him purely to stop us signing him. Same with Fred. Wankers.

yeah they saved us from ourselves. for all the hate he gets, mahrez is a huge upgrade on sanchez. cheaper, too.

[bigblue]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/footbal ... League-PSG

Man Utd staff member: "Everyone thought 'oh fuck no' when Sanchez came on against PSG because he's just shite these days, Ole has to get rid if he gets the job. Nobody wants him here."

[nottsblue]

Rags coughed out nearly £20M but sacking Mourinho

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47238841

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Rags coughed out nearly £20M but sacking Mourinho

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47238841

Most sensible spend if the last two years for them!

[PeterParker]

The Portuguese coach discussed his former rivals' approach, saying they were a team that knows how to win
Manchester City know how to capitalise on every detail in a game, including trying to influence referees, according to Jose Mourinho..

You really can't make this shit up.

[Dimples]

Souness is now bitten by the patented Liverpool 'delusional' bug if he really believes what he said after yesterday's game:

before the game: Souness urged the Liverpool players to seize any advantages and lay down a marker in the title race.

MU injuries: One before the game, three more by half time, Rashford injured during 2nd half & could not come off

after the game: Souness says:
It took real character to come here, play in a difficult stadium to dig out a result and they did it easily for me that is
why I am encouraged. I am more encouraged after the game than I was before it in terms of will they win the league.
I think they made a statement today. It is not exactly the perfect statement but they made a statement for me.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Souness is now bitten by the patented Liverpool 'delusional' bug if he really believes what he said after yesterday's game:

before the game: Souness urged the Liverpool players to seize any advantages and lay down a marker in the title race.

MU injuries: One before the game, three more by half time, Rashford injured during 2nd half & could not come off

after the game: Souness says:
It took real character to come here, play in a difficult stadium to dig out a result and they did it easily for me that is
why I am encouraged. I am more encouraged after the game than I was before it in terms of will they win the league.
I think they made a statement today. It is not exactly the perfect statement but they made a statement for me.

Give him a break, he has to go back to Scouseland from time to time and he doesn't want his tyres (or tires as Nexen say) nicked.

[carl_feedthegoat]

[carl_feedthegoat]

[nottsblue]

[PrezIke]

Watch on youtube.com

I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Everyone lining up to laugh at us got on it a tad prematurely

[Nigels Tackle]

Watch on youtube.com

I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly.

that is all ole ever says

[CTID Hants]

Watch on youtube.com

I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly.

That has to be a parody account surely??? 25 odd minutes of pure shit

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Watch on youtube.com

I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly.

That has to be a parody account surely??? 25 odd minutes of pure shit

That thing on his head has obviously affected his brain. When he said the players on the team sheet should be able to despatch Wolves, I had to laugh. My thoughts on seeing the team were that I wouldn't want any of them playing for us!

[salford city]

OGS confirmed as Rags boss. Happy fcuking days they will be in shit state by the end of next season. 20 odd years in the red scouse wilderness beckons

[Dubciteh]

Great news, wouldnt be surprised if he didnt win another game this season.

Completly fluked the last few weeks if you ask me,

Only way is this ends in tears.

Imagine running one of the biggest companies in the world and giving the top job to a novice because a few people like him and he inst as mean as the old boss despite having no qualifications to do the job!

[blue b4 the moon]

It's like us appointing Paul Dickov ....unbelievable.

Should provide us with months of laughter, gone by October.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

This is tuning into a decent international break, first Razza's goals and now this!

I could hardly believe it when I saw the report, appointing him just as the new manager bounce has worn off. I hope Ed decides to back him in the transfer market this summer.

[budfox]

The Baby-faced Assassin and the Bacon-faced puppeteer.