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by sniffer » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:44 pm
Best defender in the world??? Just watch the goal that was unfortunately given as offside for Lingard and England last night and try telling me he is the best defender in the world. This link should work.
https://highlightsfootball.com/video/ne ... hlights-2/
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by sniffer » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:52 pm
10 mins
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by Mase » Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:53 pm
I've commented on another thread that he's now favourite to win Balon d'Or
He made an average 1 tackle per match (Same as Mane) and for the people that pretend he doesn't need to tackle because his positioning is so good - 1.1 interceptions per game.
Absolutely dog shit stats and proof the media big him up for absolutely no reason. Liverpool kept so many clean sheets last season because they were barely attacked by any of the shithouse teams.
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by sniffer » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:02 pm
Correct and most of the time he just makes simple sideways passes, not much to go wrong.
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by Mase » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:05 pm
sniffer wrote:Correct and most of the time he just makes simple sideways passes, not much to go wrong.
Put Messi in any team and he's still class. Same with Ronaldo. Put Van Winkle in Southampton's team and they're almost relegated.
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by Outcast » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:06 pm
I've upset quite a few scousers by stating the following facts below;
John Stones: 2 premier leagues, 3 domestic cups
Van Dick: 1 chimps league
So, John Stones won 5 cups comparing to the great van dick's 1, oh and he's still younger. Not bad for a shit defender
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by patrickblue » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:04 am
I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:30 am
patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.
That fake accent affected me for decades .
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by Mase » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:24 am
carl_feedthegoat wrote:patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.
That fake accent affected me for decades .
He did more shagging than a dog on heat tho apparently.
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by PeterParker » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:51 pm
Virgil van Moan
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:28 pm
Mase wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.
That fake accent affected me for decades .
He did more shagging than a dog on heat tho apparently.
Don’t tell me he shagged Mary Poppins!!!!!!
I wouldn’t be able to deal with that ........
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by PeterParker » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:56 pm
What a season he is having. He scored at the Women's World Cup also last night.
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by steelsnail » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:36 pm
PeterParker wrote:What a season he is having. He scored at the Women's World Cup also last night.
That made me chuckle.
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by Blue<red » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:51 am
The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
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by Mase » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:19 am
Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
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by Blue<red » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:27 pm
Mase wrote:Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...
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by Nigels Tackle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:12 pm
Blue<red wrote:Mase wrote:Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...
not sure what you’ve got that he’d be jealous about?
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by Scatman » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:20 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:Blue<red wrote:Mase wrote:Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...
not sure what you’ve got that he’d be jealous about?
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by Mase » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:21 pm
Blue<red wrote:Mase wrote:Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...
I'm jealous you murdered your own fans? Interesting..
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by carl_feedthegoat » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:11 pm
Blue<red wrote:Mase wrote:Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.
Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.
Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...
Look up Football team in England who has broken every conceivable record in the league.....you wont find the word BINDIPPING GARBAGE LICKER in the title.
Just keep looking up the league..like you have done for years and years and years.....30 years ....30 years.......30 fuckign years.
Premier league is the Holy grail..always has been , always will be.
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