The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Scatman]

Nobody on here picking up on the rag fans Glazers and Woodward out campaign then ??? It’s trending globally on social media . The rag worldwide fan base has become restless, will be interesting if it gathers pace the next week or so ........

Force them to sell their biggest cash cow and sack the bloke responsible for making them so profitable. Good luck with that.

[patrickblue]

Selling Pogba would be the best move they will do this summer.
That fella is pure poison.

Also probably their best player.

Actually I don't think he is actually that good. I've watched him a bit since he came back in the premier and I can't understand what is the fuss about him. He is all over the place in the middle, loves to keep the ball more than necessary, doesn't track back that much in his position and gives away stupid faults. Agree that from time to time he has a pretty decent day, but that saids it all. He is not constant.

Plus always moans.
I don't think he could get near our squad. He is no where near Gundogan, who, I consider to be our weakest midfielder. And that saids a lot of how Good our middle is if Gundo, a fella with his stats is miles better than Pogba.

That's the whole point though. He's obviously a class act in the right set up, but he's not very good for the rags because of the way they're using him, so he sulks.
It's a vicious circle.

Long may it last.

What do you think is his best position? Box To box? A more Fernie type?

I really wouldn't like to hazard a guess.
But seeing that he regularly played to world class standards in his previous side, and still does in internationals, it's pretty obvious that the rags aren't getting anything like the best out of him. They've managed pretty much the same with Sanchez.
There's something deeply wrong there, I personally believe that it's the culture of their commercial interests taking precedent over their football.
As I said before, long may it last
#vote Woodward

[nottsblue]

Rags linked with Aubameyang.

[salford city]

According to this morning's Beeb gossip, OGS efforts to rebuild his squad are being held up because they are frustrating other clubs with a series of low offers (& Phil Jones) for targets.

How have the mighty fallen

[patrickblue]

According to this morning's Beeb gossip, OGS efforts to rebuild his squad are being held up because they are frustrating other clubs with a series of low offers (& Phil Jones) for targets.

How have the mighty fallen

Plus it looks like Sanchez is quite happy with his half a million a week for warming the bench, and is determined to ensure it continues, by refusing to be sold.

Funny as fuck, especially if like me, you believe that Pep had no intention of signing him, and just said he did to get the rags to pay silly money.

[Dimples]

This made me chuckle. Looks like it is not only Liverpool fans who are delusional.

Gary Neville has insisted that any transfer targets who are focussed solely on playing Champions League football are ‘not right’ for the club.
“I’d like to think players would see beyond that in terms of what this club can do and how big it is and what it will do in the future,” he told Sky Sports.
“If a player is going to choose a club based on the fact they're not in the Champions League for one season, I would say they're not the right player for the club.
“You want players to come to United to put the club back where it belongs, which is at the very top.”

[Scatman]

This made me chuckle. Looks like it is not only Liverpool fans who are delusional.

Gary Neville has insisted that any transfer targets who are focussed solely on playing Champions League football are ‘not right’ for the club.
“I’d like to think players would see beyond that in terms of what this club can do and how big it is and what it will do in the future,” he told Sky Sports.
“If a player is going to choose a club based on the fact they're not in the Champions League for one season, I would say they're not the right player for the club.
“You want players to come to United to put the club back where it belongs, which is at the very top.”

Just one season?

[PeterParker]

Never forget, fellas, never forget. The world shouldn't.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

PP. Most of that has been debunked. So you really should forget it.

[PeterParker]

PP. Most of that has been debunked. So you really should forget it.

I can't, mate. I swear I've never seen anything like those vermins, I swear, you might think they won the league last year the way they act. Looking at how they are, I really can't believe there is not even 1 % truth in it. Robbed their own fans just this year in Madrid.
These cunts need to be put in front and never be forgotten what a disgusting club they really are.

[Mase]

PP. Most of that has been debunked. So you really should forget it.

So has them smashing our bus up.

[Nigels Tackle]

PP. Most of that has been debunked. So you really should forget it.

I can't, mate. I swear I've never seen anything like those vermins, I swear, you might think they won the league last year the way they act. Looking at how they are, I really can't believe there is not even 1 % truth in it. Robbed their own fans just this year in Madrid.
These cunts need to be put in front and never be forgotten what a disgusting club they really are.

a lot of scousers in bucharest are there?

[PeterParker]

PP. Most of that has been debunked. So you really should forget it.

I can't, mate. I swear I've never seen anything like those vermins, I swear, you might think they won the league last year the way they act. Looking at how they are, I really can't believe there is not even 1 % truth in it. Robbed their own fans just this year in Madrid.
These cunts need to be put in front and never be forgotten what a disgusting club they really are.

a lot of scousers in bucharest are there?

Joke aside, you have no idea.
At least 10 fan clubs I am aware of just in Bucharest, a shitload around the country also. When they play they usually go into three pubs around the city and act exactly like you imagine.
And if you think they are any different like the ones that are actually scousers, you will be very wrong. Same cunts, same reactions, same attitude of spunk royalty. One of the most known romanian football journo is a big fan of them, with over 100 shirst from Grobelaar to the diving sand dancer. You couldn't believe the shit he wrote about City on his social media accounts this year. Had the misfortune to meet him back in 2010 and after 15 minutes he asked me if petrol money is the reason why I support our club.

So yeah, the Scouse "problem" is not just English. It's fucking worldwide.

[Guy Debord]

Never forget, fellas, never forget. The world shouldn't.

Regardless of which team they supported football fans died after being treated like cattle. They were then lied about in the Sun newspaper to support an ideology that working class men were animals that deserved everything that was dished out by the authorities.

The reaction of most match going fans at that time was of horror but not surprise. We thought that we were fortunate that it wasn't our club and our friends.

You're clearly less than a full shilling but it's important to point out that your post above doesn't represent the views of City fans. Certainly not any that were around at the time or understand the context.

[PeterParker]

Never forget, fellas, never forget. The world shouldn't.

Regardless of which team they supported football fans died after being treated like cattle. They were then lied about in the Sun newspaper to support an ideology that working class men were animals that deserved everything that was dished out by the authorities.

The reaction of most match going fans at that time was of horror but not surprise. We thought that we were fortunate that it wasn't our club and our friends.

You're clearly less than a full shilling but it's important to point out that your post above doesn't represent the views of City fans. Certainly not any that were around at the time or understand the context.

Lol. Write that to the 39 that lost their lives in Bruxelles in Heysel. Or those that were mugged and beaten by those snakes.

Let's not fucking act like princesses and go along with the smoke in our eyes "that we were fortunate it wasen't our club and our friends". That wasen't the case because our fans aren't inbred cunts. That is why. No other english club is.
Why the fuck does this happend only to them? Not anyone else, like ever? Mm?

You know the answer very well.
So before going all out with bollox like that, it wasen't them who attacked our bus last year? No? How could they be when they are only victims of the society, context, ideology, stars, etc.

Heysel and Hillsborough should never be forgotten because it shows what a vile and disgusting club they really are.

[Scatman]

Never forget, fellas, never forget. The world shouldn't.

Regardless of which team they supported football fans died after being treated like cattle. They were then lied about in the Sun newspaper to support an ideology that working class men were animals that deserved everything that was dished out by the authorities.

The reaction of most match going fans at that time was of horror but not surprise. We thought that we were fortunate that it wasn't our club and our friends.

You're clearly less than a full shilling but it's important to point out that your post above doesn't represent the views of City fans. Certainly not any that were around at the time or understand the context.

Lol. Write that to the 39 that lost their lives in Bruxelles in Heysel. Or those that were mugged and beaten by those snakes.

Let's not fucking act like princesses and go along with the smoke in our eyes "that we were fortunate it wasen't our club and our friends". That wasen't the case because our fans aren't inbred cunts. That is why. No other english club is.
Why the fuck does this happend only to them? Not anyone else, like ever? Mm?

You know the answer very well.
So before going all out with bollox like that, it wasen't them who attacked our bus last year? No? How could they be when they are only victims of the society, context, ideology, stars, etc.

Heysel and Hillsborough should never be forgotten because it shows what a vile and disgusting club they really are.

All well and good, but why did you not illustrate whatever point it was you were trying to make by using something that hasn't been shown to be a complete fabrication? What were you suggesting we should not forget? That the Sun told a load of lies?

[PeterParker]

All well and good, but why did you not illustrate whatever point it was you were trying to make by using something that hasn't been shown to be a complete fabrication? What were you suggesting we should not forget? That the Sun told a load of lies?

As Mase pointed out, the bus attack was also "debunked".

[Scatman]

All well and good, but why did you not illustrate whatever point it was you were trying to make by using something that hasn't been shown to be a complete fabrication? What were you suggesting we should not forget? That the Sun told a load of lies?

As Mase pointed out, the bus attack was also "debunked".

Both were televised. One has been seen to have actually happened, the other has not.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Heysel is different to Hillsborough. You wont find me excusing their behaviour in Brussels. Sheffield is am entirely different story. It could have been us.

[Mase]

Heysel is different to Hillsborough. Yo find me excusing their behaviour in Brussels. Sheffield is am entirely different story. It could have been us.

A lot of people have said that, yet it was the Scousers and no one else. How come it didn't happen to the other team that day? Why didn't it happen to the teams fans that were in that end the match before? Or before that? The fact it is what the Scousers yet again wasn't it.