The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Beefymcfc]

shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Sadly im betting he still plays. Klopp playing it up to elicit sympathy.

Yep, just wanted us to get the candles out, sales are down after their last 2 games.

[bigblue]

Ole's now won 3 out of the last 15 games. In the last 9 games of the past season he had the rags in 17th place, below Huddersfield and Cardiff.

https://streamable.com/n4qbe

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Adam Johnson has more Premier League assists (11) than Jesse Lingard (10) in the last 6 years.

[nottsblue]

Adam Johnson has more Premier League assists (11) than Jesse Lingard (10) in the last 6 years.

Love this

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Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

[RodneyRodney]

Just when they thought they'd finally got Sanchez (partially) off the wage bill, and out of the shed, they'll
have to keep him on as cover for Mugabe.

[nottsblue]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Fiorentina are rumoured to be preparing a bid of £18M for him. A third of what they paid a year ago.
Well played Woodward, well played

[Mase]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Fiorentina are rumoured to be preparing a bid of £18M for him. A third of what they paid a year ago.
Well played Woodward, well played

Funny, I was at my father in law's last night and he was going on about how United need to copy Liverpool when buying players. And then mentioned "City have done okay, but they've spent big".... I asked who we've broken the transfer record for? No answer. I also asked how much Fred was. Or how much they're paying Sanchez. Or how much Pogba and Lukaku were. Fuckin thick these mongs

[bigblue]

So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh

[CTID Hants]

So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh

I was thinking earlier (whilst taking a dump) how the rags continue to fall further and further behind. Every thing they try since the old soak retired has gone tits up, if anything Moyes was probably one of their better ideas.

One thing is for sure the Glazers really don't give a shit as long as their dividends keep coming

[sheblue]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

[salford city]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was

[salford city]

So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh

I was thinking earlier (whilst taking a dump) how the rags continue to fall further and further behind. Every thing they try since the old soak retired has gone tits up, if anything Moyes was probably one of their better ideas.

One thing is for sure the Glazers really don't give a shit as long as their dividends keep coming

Don't forget it's the Yoonited way to promote the youth, Maguire being just another one who came through their much vaunted academy. Got to love the Glazers, it seems that they are content to milk this cash cow for all it is worth & more whilst settling for mediocrity on the pitch. The fans won't know which way to turn when it the little fucktard at the wheel takes them over the cliff

[Mase]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was

Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!

[salford city]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was

Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!

I think the owners must love that goon - only reason he is keeping the job. He gets my vote every day of the week

[Mase]

Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was

Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!

I think the owners must love that goon - only reason he is keeping the job. He gets my vote every day of the week

If Ole wasn't so shit I'd say make Woodward manager. But they're the dream team!

[Beefymcfc]

Still shaking my head at their transfer policy or, should I say, fire sale to save money!

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Stonking away point for the Hobbit-genius

[PrezIke]

The definition of mediocre.

[john@staustell]

To be fair Southampton only had 10 men for about 20 minutes