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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:22 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
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Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!


........they've bought 'potential' though! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


MU have to pay the going rate (+ 50% top up + incredible wages) because City ruined football way back in the day.
(Glazers must have been really feeling the pressure from the Global fan base to lash out £145M those three players).
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:23 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:23 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:26 pm

158 pages and they're still making us laugh , bless 'em.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:17 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:01 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.


Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:04 pm

Dimples wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.


Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.


No to that sort of talk now. We want the stupid yanks to extend his contract.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:12 pm

Dimples wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.


Weird that they haven’t replaced him.

Without him and bog brush who will they lump the ball to?

Very strange indeed. Not sure where their goals are coming from apart from some help from VAR. You do get the feeling that they are trying to create the Crass of '92, but not from their own academy.


Compared to last season the Rags defence looks stronger, mid-field looks weaker, attack looks weaker.
Midfield has no creativity and attack has no 20+ goal scorer. Neither area is of top six quality.

But their real weakness is Ole.
He has no real authority, no input into purchases, no tactical know how, no playing structure and no fear factor (to control the players).
Playing their youngsters is a farce. Foden is a once in a generation talent and look how long it takes to get him integrated in the first team.
The players know Ole is a dead man walking and Pogba and Co. will throw their toys out of the pram.
Keane is right, the players will throw him under the bus.

Ole will be gone by the New Year when the Rags are struggling to make top six.

I'm of the opinion that their owners have given up on even competing, they are now willing to fuck the club off and just take as much money as they can. Totally bewildering for me, having to live under their cloud for so long it now seems that they could really become an also ran.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:10 pm

This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:03 pm

Justified logic wrote:This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:This just exemplifies and typifies Liverpool - the pathetic club, the scumbag of a city and the creepy arselicking of the BBC...

Mohamed Salah visits young fan who ran into lamp-post while chasing his car

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49313879

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best laugh I've had in ages!!!
The pathetic look on that vermin of a victim's face. ...And on the kid's.


PMSL

These cunts still wonder why the rest of England's football fans fuckign hate them.


That kid should blink twice if he was kidnapped. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:09 pm

Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:17 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.

As if Salah was driving round that fucking street anyway
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:52 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Good of the player and parents to cancel the lad going to hospital with concussion and a broken nose, great skills there.

Another thing, that scally would've been in his daily kit of trackies and trainies, how bad is it that you then get him changed, in his condition, just for the photo (you don't see any blood on that kit, do you!)

And, another thing, Salah must've been legging it from those kids instead of stopping for a few autographs, is that what fans want from their hero's?

And, lastly, light a fucking candle for the child abusing bastards? Get fucked with their victim stories.

As if Salah was driving round that fucking street anyway

The incident happened outside Melwood and the lad was supposed to have been taken straight home, so how did Salah get the address, and once he did, actually find it?

Set-up by the club, for me. Kid chases car as it speeds away, hits lamp post and knocks himself out. Training ground informed by either people at the scene, or Salah himself. They ask those outside the gates and as it's close they get the details. Club go into overdrive, get kit sorted and escort Salah to the estate. Notice kid is concust but realise they have to be out of their before the masses turn up. Stick kit on kid, grab photo, get the fuck out of there. Interesting that kid states he doesn't remember a thing about it.

This may sound cynical but when you look at it from all the angles there can only be one, or two other thing that could've happened. The kid knocks himself out, they carry him to Training ground who tell them to fuck off, but get his details. Or, the kids family contact the club by whatever means, even the media, and hold them to ransom whilst in the meantime the kids head is spinning.

Or, Salah could've followed the little guy home to give him a big hug. Still trying to work put which one is the most plausible.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:37 am

shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Saul Goodman » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:21 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Sadly im betting he still plays. Klopp playing it up to elicit sympathy.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:09 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Hopefully, this is the start of karma on the injury front after their incredible "luck" over the past couple of seasons. Nothing too serious, just constant niggles and disruptions......
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:34 pm

Saul Goodman wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:shouldn’t laugh at injuries but this is hilarious

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49369915

Sadly im betting he still plays. Klopp playing it up to elicit sympathy.

Yep, just wanted us to get the candles out, sales are down after their last 2 games.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:17 pm

Ole's now won 3 out of the last 15 games. In the last 9 games of the past season he had the rags in 17th place, below Huddersfield and Cardiff.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:23 pm

Adam Johnson has more Premier League assists (11) than Jesse Lingard (10) in the last 6 years.
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