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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:59 am

bigblue wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/14/raheem-sterling-manchester-city-liverpool-transfer?fbclid=IwAR2QbtP2yOtn4qNcSSW7H2FB42PR83jGrjcOis8A20_SpVaC06yRuBH-fR8#comments


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:11 pm

Did anybody read about the dumb ass dipper fans who went to wrong Belgian City? Yep, they went to Ghent instead of Genk and missed the game, stupid thick dippers again :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:11 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:Did anybody read about the dumb ass dipper fans who went to wrong Belgian City? Yep, they went to Ghent instead of Genk and missed the game, stupid thick dippers again :lol: :lol: :lol:


Heard on TS.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Oct 25, 2019 3:55 am

john@staustell wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Did anybody read about the dumb ass dipper fans who went to wrong Belgian City? Yep, they went to Ghent instead of Genk and missed the game, stupid thick dippers again :lol: :lol: :lol:


Heard on TS.

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Thick as fuck


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bear60 » Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:44 am

zuricity wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Did anybody read about the dumb ass dipper fans who went to wrong Belgian City? Yep, they went to Ghent instead of Genk and missed the game, stupid thick dippers again :lol: :lol: :lol:


Heard on TS.

Priceless

Thick as fuck


Perhaps the creatures thought they could jump the barracades ,( for free ) - as they have done in the past ?


I heard it on the radio too thick fuckers made me chuckle
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:36 am

Bear60 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Did anybody read about the dumb ass dipper fans who went to wrong Belgian City? Yep, they went to Ghent instead of Genk and missed the game, stupid thick dippers again :lol: :lol: :lol:


Heard on TS.

Priceless

Thick as fuck


Perhaps the creatures thought they could jump the barracades ,( for free ) - as they have done in the past ?


I heard it on the radio too thick fuckers made me chuckle

Its their own fault for not speaking properly. Their whining nasal tone makes the two sound similar. Normal people of course, dont have this problem
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:31 pm

I copied this off Spurs forum, looks like they don’t like our Merseyside murderers either -:

Yep, you're right, and I'd love that....fuck the ambulance chasing, soap dodging, chip board loving, John Lennon masturbating, nasal whining, desperate to be loved Scouse bastards. No one likes them and they can go jump in the Mersey. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:27 am

A cracker from ''Spit the dog''

"But Liverpool are just the better team. They just steamrolled them. That's a Liverpool performance. Man City don't win games like that.


"Man City win games differently and they look better on the eye so you think that City are a better team when you watch them in terms of how they play and the amount of chances they create.

"But actually playing against Liverpool is non-stop. Every time they couldn't get out, someone is on top of them every time they get the ball out. Win the ball back and they go again.


We never win games like that ? you mean like we did last week you total and utter fucking mong and the QPR game never existed did it !!

What a fucking piss stain this cunt is.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nickyboy » Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:13 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:A cracker from ''Spit the dog''

"But Liverpool are just the better team. They just steamrolled them. That's a Liverpool performance. Man City don't win games like that.


"Man City win games differently and they look better on the eye so you think that City are a better team when you watch them in terms of how they play and the amount of chances they create.

"But actually playing against Liverpool is non-stop. Every time they couldn't get out, someone is on top of them every time they get the ball out. Win the ball back and they go again.


We never win games like that ? you mean like we did last week you total and utter fucking mong and the QPR game never existed did it !!

What a fucking piss stain this cunt is.


Last season when they tried to 'get on top of us' Stones, Laporte and Ederson played triangles around them in our own box and we played them off the park twice. cunts
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:20 am

bigblue wrote:Fucking LOL:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... and-leader

The state of their club


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:38 pm

Watford’s goalkeeper, Ben Foster, has had more shots on target so far this season in the PL than Jesse Lingard
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:31 pm

nottsblue wrote:Watford’s goalkeeper, Ben Foster, has had more shots on target so far this season in the PL than Jesse Lingard


I suspect I am probably level with Lingard.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:00 pm

The rags have made my day again, going down 2-1 to European giants F.C.Astana in the Thursday night league.
What made it even funnier was that I looked at the half time report on the BBC, and they were all in glory, glory, man united mode, and wanking over Lingard.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Green & Blue » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:17 pm

No surprise the rags got beaten. Only players I recognized were Shaw and Lingard and they’re both heaps of shite.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:33 pm

Green & Blue wrote:No surprise the rags got beaten. Only players I recognized were Shaw and Lingard and they’re both heaps of shite.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:01 am

As much as it is enjoyable that the red shite are indeed shite & playing in the Thursday night trophy, I have a grudging respect that they are using it to test their youngsters in competitive games. This is exactly what we should be doing more of in the domestic cups
Be interesting to see both us & the red shite get through into the league cup semis to see what team we put out
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:41 pm

salford city wrote:As much as it is enjoyable that the red shite are indeed shite & playing in the Thursday night trophy, I have a grudging respect that they are using it to test their youngsters in competitive games. This is exactly what we should be doing more of in the domestic cups
Be interesting to see both us & the red shite get through into the league cup semis to see what team we put out


100% BUT you if you are 400 miles are down to Oxford and back get spanked not many go well we saw the future. I am not saying it is correct btw.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:36 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
salford city wrote:As much as it is enjoyable that the red shite are indeed shite & playing in the Thursday night trophy, I have a grudging respect that they are using it to test their youngsters in competitive games. This is exactly what we should be doing more of in the domestic cups
Be interesting to see both us & the red shite get through into the league cup semis to see what team we put out


100% BUT you if you are 400 miles are down to Oxford and back get spanked not many go well we saw the future. I am not saying it is correct btw.


Yes I agree but as long as we as a club make it clear to the fans then that then becomes a fans choice. It's a moot point with Pep as there is no way he would go there
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:43 pm

salford city wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
salford city wrote:As much as it is enjoyable that the red shite are indeed shite & playing in the Thursday night trophy, I have a grudging respect that they are using it to test their youngsters in competitive games. This is exactly what we should be doing more of in the domestic cups
Be interesting to see both us & the red shite get through into the league cup semis to see what team we put out


100% BUT you if you are 400 miles are down to Oxford and back get spanked not many go well we saw the future. I am not saying it is correct btw.


Yes I agree but as long as we as a club make it clear to the fans then that then becomes a fans choice. It's a moot point with Pep as there is no way he would go there


I have had hours of arguments with my RAG family. The arrogance of that club to say stick the FA Cup up your arse, we have to pop over to Brazil to make millions and win the best club team load of bollocks . I hated them even more after that,now we have the chance to win I am greedy and want the lot, I also want Foden to be our Gerard, not the never win the league version, but we need to blood the kids.
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