What to do? (Southampton game)

[john68]

I get the Joke Ted but can you explain why the pig had a wooden leg round his neck? Ta.

[Slim]

I get the Joke Ted but can you explain why the pig had a wooden leg round his neck? Ta.

There's always one.

[s1ty m]

I thought it was a fox, not a dog.
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you're not a farmer are you?

No. But it is a fox, I swear it.

[BobbyJ1956]

Give the lad a bag of crisps and let him stand outside the ground like in the old days. By the time he's found the little blue bag with the salt in it the match will be over.

[Alex Sapphire]

I thought it was a fox, not a dog.
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you're not a farmer are you?

No. But it is a fox, I swear it.

so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural

[Dale meadows]

If your kid is under 5 they let them in for free and they can sit on your legs I did it with mine till he was six so it's an option

[AG7]

If your kid is under 5 they let them in for free and they can sit on your legs I did it with mine till he was six so it's an option

First sensible thing since last night, thank you ... I was starting to think there is an owl on every branch here ...

[Dale meadows]

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You could ask who's sat next to to move to the seat in front (your other ticket)then when your mrs sits next to ye you can sit them on the edge of both seats problem solved all sat down together

[s1ty m]

so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural

I don't know. Never quite understood the choice of animals. But I stand by the fox. Not sure dogs threaten chickens. Yeah, that's it. Foxes, different gravy.

[Alex Sapphire]

so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural

...Not sure dogs threaten chickens...

tell it to the boys

[s1ty m]

so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural

...Not sure dogs threaten chickens...

tell it to the boys

Obviously the work of a fox. I mean, obviously.

[Chinners]

A fox would take just the head then fucl off .... and I now have Jimi Hendrix tunes rattling round my head

[Ted Hughes]

A fox would take just the head then fucl off .... and I now have Jimi Hendrix tunes rattling round my head

'Take The Head And Fuck Off' was always one of my favourite Hendrix tunes too.

[zuricity]

I don't know. Never quite understood the choice of animals. But I stand by the fox. Not sure dogs threaten chickens. Yeah, that's it. Foxes, different gravy.

it is , or should be a fox. well it was when i was in school

[john68]

Are you blind....look at those expressions....it was the kids.

unless there was a note...and then it was suicide.

[beehive's dodgy pint]

Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??

[john68]

Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??

Perfect, there's your answer AG. Munch the legs off the kid and then chuck him up the wife's jumper....Fuckin genius me!

[beehive's dodgy pint]

Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??

Perfect, there's your answer AG. Munch the legs off the kid and then chuck him up the wife's jumper....Fuckin genius me!

Sounds like a good pre-match munch that. If your still hungry munch on the missus. Wasn't that a Hendrix track too??