What to do? (Southampton game)

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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby john68 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:11 pm

I get the Joke Ted but can you explain why the pig had a wooden leg round his neck? Ta.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Slim » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:21 pm

john68 wrote:I get the Joke Ted but can you explain why the pig had a wooden leg round his neck? Ta.


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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby s1ty m » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:22 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:
s1ty m wrote:I thought it was a fox, not a dog.
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you're not a farmer are you?


No. But it is a fox, I swear it.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby BobbyJ1956 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:02 pm

Give the lad a bag of crisps and let him stand outside the ground like in the old days. By the time he's found the little blue bag with the salt in it the match will be over.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Alex Sapphire » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:05 pm

s1ty m wrote:
Alex Sapphire wrote:
s1ty m wrote:I thought it was a fox, not a dog.
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you're not a farmer are you?


No. But it is a fox, I swear it.


so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural

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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Dale meadows » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:41 pm

If your kid is under 5 they let them in for free and they can sit on your legs I did it with mine till he was six so it's an option
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby AG7 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:53 pm

Dale meadows wrote:If your kid is under 5 they let them in for free and they can sit on your legs I did it with mine till he was six so it's an option


First sensible thing since last night, thank you ... I was starting to think there is an owl on every branch here ...
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Dale meadows » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:27 pm

AG7 wrote:<null>


You could ask who's sat next to to move to the seat in front (your other ticket)then when your mrs sits next to ye you can sit them on the edge of both seats problem solved all sat down together
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby s1ty m » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:57 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:
so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural



I don't know. Never quite understood the choice of animals. But I stand by the fox. Not sure dogs threaten chickens. Yeah, that's it. Foxes, different gravy.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Alex Sapphire » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:22 pm

s1ty m wrote:
Alex Sapphire wrote:
so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural


...Not sure dogs threaten chickens...


tell it to the boys

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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby s1ty m » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:27 am

Alex Sapphire wrote:
s1ty m wrote:
Alex Sapphire wrote:
so indulge me.
Why the fuck does this farmer want to take a fox on a boat trip?
T'ain't natural


...Not sure dogs threaten chickens...


tell it to the boys

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Obviously the work of a fox. I mean, obviously.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Chinners » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:31 am

A fox would take just the head then fucl off .... and I now have Jimi Hendrix tunes rattling round my head
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:07 am

Chinners wrote:A fox would take just the head then fucl off .... and I now have Jimi Hendrix tunes rattling round my head


'Take The Head And Fuck Off' was always one of my favourite Hendrix tunes too.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby zuricity » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:12 am

s1ty m wrote:
I don't know. Never quite understood the choice of animals. But I stand by the fox. Not sure dogs threaten chickens. Yeah, that's it. Foxes, different gravy.


it is , or should be a fox. well it was when i was in school
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby john68 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:02 pm

Are you blind....look at those expressions....it was the kids.

unless there was a note...and then it was suicide.
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby beehive's dodgy pint » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:26 pm

Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby john68 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:38 pm

beehive's dodgy pint wrote:Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??


Perfect, there's your answer AG. Munch the legs off the kid and then chuck him up the wife's jumper....Fuckin genius me!
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Re: What to do? (Southampton game)

Postby beehive's dodgy pint » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:47 pm

john68 wrote:
beehive's dodgy pint wrote:Nah...it wasn't the kids....poor feckers have had their legs munched off from the knee down too. Was De Yong in the area??


Perfect, there's your answer AG. Munch the legs off the kid and then chuck him up the wife's jumper....Fuckin genius me!


Sounds like a good pre-match munch that. If your still hungry munch on the missus. Wasn't that a Hendrix track too??
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