Beefymcfc wrote:MaseCTID wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Remember Fella's, if anyone tries to shove it down your throats tomorrow, stick with the facts.
1. Your in £700 million in debt.
2. Growing by 47 grand an hour.
3. We forced you to spend another £30 million on B-a-flop.
4. You're gonna sell him for 100 quids worth of bonds, the only ones you'll sell.
5. Rooney is going to Real to meet up with Tranny.
6. Vidic isn't really injured.
7. Scholes and Giggs have got another contract extension (yes they will shout, but they know there's no new players coming in).
8. The Youth of today, is not the youth of yester-year.
9. FC U***d are catching you up.
10. And finally, from the Mrs, Taggart is eyeing up the Burnley job for his retirement!!!
Remember, the truth always hurts. I could go on all day, but do I really need to ;-)
PS. Forgot to mention - Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock!!!
Is that one actually true?? I don't care if it is, it's getting used all day long tomorrow!!!
I know which one you are talking about, and it is. Personally No 6 is the one for me ;-)
Have you known me to lie, honest Guv'!
I meant number 2, but number 6 is getting used as well!