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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:25 pm

Did they lose or draw, can’t even be bothered checking?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:27 pm

Young Boys have won 2 games ever in CL. Rags and Juve.
Lady Boy played in both
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:33 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Did they lose or draw, can’t even be bothered checking?


Lost in the 95th minute after a lovely pass from yours truly Jesse "the messiah" lingaard.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:38 pm

stupot wrote:Young Boys have won 2 games ever in CL. Rags and Juve.
Lady Boy played in both

Brilliant stat.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:40 pm

PeterParker wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Did they lose or draw, can’t even be bothered checking?


Lost in the 95th minute after a lovely pass from yours truly Jesse "the messiah" lingaard.

That’s even better, losing in the last minute from a your own pass because you are too scared of getting forward in case you lose the game. They must’ve really been on the back foot with the stats that have been posted.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:46 pm

Maybe the rags should employ my old headmaster as a coach. He was good at beating young boys
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:50 pm

nottsblue wrote:Maybe the rags should employ my old headmaster as a coach. He was good at beating young boys

If I remember right, Wenger used to love whipping them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:00 pm

Who the fuck are Young Boys? Are they an under age side? What country are they from?

Hahahaha Rags beaten by European royalty. Young boys beat old cunts :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:10 pm

sheblue wrote:Who the fuck are Young Boys? Are they an under age side? What country are they from?

Hahahaha Rags beaten by European royalty. Young boys beat old cunts :lol: :lol:

Just seen CamelGobs smacked arse on BT, this night just keeps getting better.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:15 pm

How many times was the cost of the squad or the wage bill mentioned?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:47 pm

gmercer1 wrote:How many times was the cost of the squad or the wage bill mentioned?

Is it ever?

‘90 million Maguire to 120 million Pogba, forward to 80 million Fernandez, up to 900 grand a week Ronaldo’, did you hear them say?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:59 pm

Funnily enough they didn't mention that 1 squad cost 900 million and the other cost 14 million.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:20 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Who the fuck are Young Boys? Are they an under age side? What country are they from?

Hahahaha Rags beaten by European royalty. Young boys beat old cunts :lol: :lol:

Just seen CamelGobs smacked arse on BT, this night just keeps getting better.


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Young Boys screwing a Ladyboy.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:46 am

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Tokyo Blue wrote:Can anyone print it here, for those of us of a non-technical dispostiion. Please?

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:16 am

Morning to all Blues everywhere. The sun is rising and the sky is a beautiful shade of Blue.

And United lost.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Wed Sep 15, 2021 6:43 am

Beefymcfc wrote:Morning to all Blues everywhere. The sun is rising and the sky is a beautiful shade of Blue.

And United lost.


Some things never change alrhough I was expecting to see the red shit throw 'england internationals' Lingard and wanker Buzz under the bus...

Saw the summary on the Beeb Tranny's third goal in 2 games but not that they lost. Funny as fuck
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:53 pm

salford city wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Morning to all Blues everywhere. The sun is rising and the sky is a beautiful shade of Blue.

And United lost.


Some things never change alrhough I was expecting to see the red shit throw 'england internationals' Lingard and wanker Buzz under the bus...

Saw the summary on the Beeb Tranny's third goal in 2 games but not that they lost. Funny as fuck

Always positives for their luckless fans. Anything other and they’d boycott the clicks as football is getting boring.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:03 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Who the fuck are Young Boys? Are they an under age side? What country are they from?

Hahahaha Rags beaten by European royalty. Young boys beat old cunts :lol: :lol:

Just seen CamelGobs smacked arse on BT, this night just keeps getting better.


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Young Boys screwing a Ladyboy.

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not another reference to potato head ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:33 am

Jadon Sancho, just announced as the new James Bond

0 goals, 0 assists 7 games
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:56 am

zuricity wrote:Jadon Sancho, just announced as the new James Bond

0 goals, 0 assists 7 games

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