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by Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:23 am
Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
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Chinners on Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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by ant london » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:34 am
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
very very nice!!
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by Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:49 am
ant london wrote:Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
very very nice!!
Yes I think that works pretty well.
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by Scatman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:51 am
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
put wayne before rooney and it fits better
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by Craig B » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:53 am
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
PMSL I've just nearly spat out my ham sandwich! Played Chinners!
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by Mark (Blue Army) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:57 am
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
Top class Chinners
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by Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:00 pm
Scatman wrote:Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
put wayne before rooney and it fits better
Indeed ... consider it amended!
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by The blue egg chaser! » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:27 pm
Can't stop singing that in the office now!! Getting some strange looks! Can't wait to hear that sung from the terraces. Or should I say seats now?
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by Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:35 pm
In true Santos stylee, I will be requesting 10% of all match day revenue should that little ditty inspire the players and make them perform better.
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by john68 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:49 pm
CHINNERS 1-0 THE REST OF THE WORLD.
Superb Chins old man.
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by BobbyJ1956 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:14 pm
Who thinks no City players have ever paid for sex? Anyone on here ever done it? Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
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by brite blu sky » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:27 pm
simply brilliant Chinners
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by david yearsley » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:31 pm
May also have to amend "arse" to the Americanised "ass" - unless you´re a southern blue of course ! Dirty braaaaas doesn´t sound the same though;)
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by Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:32 pm
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Who cares if City players have ever paid for sex so long as we can take the piss out of Rooney?
Amended.
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by blootoof » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:43 pm
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Who thinks no City players have ever paid for sex? Anyone on here ever done it? Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
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by DoomMerchant » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:48 pm
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Who thinks no City players have ever paid for sex? Anyone on here ever done it? Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
After 20 years with the same woman i can tell you that it costs me a lot more than 1k/fuck to blow my load. Just sayin. Do the maths peoples.
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by brite blu sky » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:59 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:BobbyJ1956 wrote:Who thinks no City players have ever paid for sex? Anyone on here ever done it? Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
After 20 years with the same woman i can tell you that it costs me a lot more than 1k/fuck to blow my load. Just sayin. Do the maths peoples.
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you should try doing it more often then.. cost per load blow will decrease.
just sayin like
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by Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:17 pm
brite blu sky wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:BobbyJ1956 wrote:Who thinks no City players have ever paid for sex? Anyone on here ever done it? Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind.
After 20 years with the same woman i can tell you that it costs me a lot more than 1k/fuck to blow my load. Just sayin. Do the maths peoples.
Cheers
you should try doing it more often then.. cost per load blow will decrease.
just sayin like
I don't believe him. He spends half his time jizzing about stuff on here.
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by sandman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:54 pm
Who's that with another prossie
Who's that with another ho
Yes Rooney paying double
and its getting him in trouble
as he's waiting for the itchiness to go...
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by sandman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:16 pm
He paid to shag a dirty slag rooney... rooney
He paid to shag a dirty slag rooney... rooney
It cost a grand for dirty cunt
Now coleens itching in the front
Oh wayne rooney dirty fucking twat.
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