Has Shrek been up to somethin?

[ashton287]

Scum fans accept that its normal and wont affect anything.

The whore herself said its acceptable to pay someone for sex, but not acceptable to do it in his marital home1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Can anyone tell me why they are both not going to be arrested? If there is proof enough to write that article, and she is admitting it, then she can be arrested, and so can he.

My criminal law is sketchy but I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to be paid for sex or to pay for sex

Soliciting and/or running a brothel is illegal but a 1 on 1 transaction is legal

Actually, I think it's that it's perfectly legal to pay for a woman's company - as in she escorts you - and then anything else that transpires is a matter for the man and the girl to agree upon.

Not speaking from experience you understand ....... have never had a thousand quid to spare for such things ;o)

Yeah this is how you get round it.
Normally have something along the lines of

"Any money paid to the escort is for her time and companionship only. Anything that transpires during the alloted time are the actions of 2 consenting adults and the agency takes no responsability for these actions."

Actual model may differ from that in picture disclaimer style.

[blootoof]

Sent off at Everton? Got to be a cert?

Nah! He'll probably put 4 past em. Thats how this shit world works :/

On a side note. Coleen's Jaw must have made some noise when it hit the floor.

[Blue Toy]

Let him fuck who he wants, who really cares?

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Let him fuck who he wants, who really cares?

Coleen????

[saulman]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.

Hint?

Non-English

Can we play 20 questions?

[DoomMerchant]

Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?

it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers

Will you fuck off with your "cheers"

;-)

yes. i will.

cheers

So whats it about then dipstick? I didnt say it was JUST about the money.

My point is that just being flush with cash wouldn't make you pay for some strange. Relationships are complex.

Think about it.

Cheers

[simon12]

i take it must have been shrek who took out injunction to stop press printing this story? carn,t wait for the derby ha ha ha ha will be funny.

We need songs:

I`ll go first

How much is that prosy in the window
The one with the stragerly hair
How much is that prosy in the window
Does colleen know that you`ve been there

[mr_nool]

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
It's time you start looking for a real man
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Dump the troll and take the cash while you can

[mr_nool]

or, to the tune of "what shall we do with the drunken sailor"

'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
He did it with a prossie

Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
You did it with a prossie

[Ted Hughes]

Rooney is his name...Rooney is his name...

Just like a rag... has to pay for a shag...

Rooney is his name

[Chinners]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

[ant london]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

very very nice!!

[Ted Hughes]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

very very nice!!

Yes I think that works pretty well.

[Scatman]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

put wayne before rooney and it fits better

[Craig B]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

PMSL I've just nearly spat out my ham sandwich! Played Chinners!

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

Top class Chinners

[Chinners]

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...

put wayne before rooney and it fits better

Indeed ... consider it amended!

[The blue egg chaser!]

Can't stop singing that in the office now!! Getting some strange looks! Can't wait to hear that sung from the terraces. Or should I say seats now?

[Chinners]

In true Santos stylee, I will be requesting 10% of all match day revenue should that little ditty inspire the players and make them perform better.

[john68]

CHINNERS 1-0 THE REST OF THE WORLD.
Superb Chins old man.