Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Here is the place to talk about all things city and football!

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby ashton287 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:08 pm

Kladze wrote:
ant london wrote:
Crossie wrote:Scum fans accept that its normal and wont affect anything.

The whore herself said its acceptable to pay someone for sex, but not acceptable to do it in his marital home1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Can anyone tell me why they are both not going to be arrested? If there is proof enough to write that article, and she is admitting it, then she can be arrested, and so can he.



My criminal law is sketchy but I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to be paid for sex or to pay for sex

Soliciting and/or running a brothel is illegal but a 1 on 1 transaction is legal


Actually, I think it's that it's perfectly legal to pay for a woman's company - as in she escorts you - and then anything else that transpires is a matter for the man and the girl to agree upon.

Not speaking from experience you understand ....... have never had a thousand quid to spare for such things ;o)


Yeah this is how you get round it.
Normally have something along the lines of

"Any money paid to the escort is for her time and companionship only. Anything that transpires during the alloted time are the actions of 2 consenting adults and the agency takes no responsability for these actions."

Actual model may differ from that in picture disclaimer style.
[center]Image[/center]
User avatar
ashton287
De Jong's Tackle
Joe Hart's 29 Clean Sheets
 
Posts: 5071
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:02 am
Location: Manchester
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: De jong

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby blootoof » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:12 pm

Sent off at Everton? Got to be a cert?

Nah! He'll probably put 4 past em. Thats how this shit world works :/

On a side note. Coleen's Jaw must have made some noise when it hit the floor.
Image
User avatar
blootoof
De Jong's Tackle
 
Posts: 1804
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:15 am

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Blue Toy » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:05 pm

Let him fuck who he wants, who really cares?
[center]Image[/center]
User avatar
Blue Toy
Denis Tueart's Overhead
 
Posts: 8293
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:46 am
Location: Whitefield

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:21 pm

Blue Toy wrote:Let him fuck who he wants, who really cares?


Coleen????
[center]Image[/center][center]"City fans are born not manufactured, We do not choose we are chosen
Those that don't understand don't matter, Those that understand need no explanation"[/center]
User avatar
Mark (Blue Army)
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7915
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:52 pm
Location: Manchester / Dublin
Supporter of: Manchester City

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby saulman » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:25 pm

xavi6 wrote:
ryanmjo wrote:
xavi6 wrote:
Crossie wrote:Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it



One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.


Hint?


Non-English


Can we play 20 questions?
Has the world gone mad, ..............or is it me?
User avatar
saulman
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4906
Joined: Fri May 25, 2007 8:59 am
Location: The Sticks

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:09 pm

Svensational wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Svensational wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Svensational wrote:Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?


it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers


Will you fuck off with your "cheers"

;-)


yes. i will.

cheers


So whats it about then dipstick? I didnt say it was JUST about the money.


My point is that just being flush with cash wouldn't make you pay for some strange. Relationships are complex.

Think about it.

Cheers
viVa el ciTy!

"All things considered, there's absolutely no escape from this hellish situation. I'm prepared to take the coward's way out if you are. It's reincarnation or nothing." -- Gideon Stargrave

Image
User avatar
DoomMerchant
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Pellegrini's Hoodie
 
Posts: 22332
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:46 pm
Location: Orlando, FL
Supporter of: MCFC. OK.
My favourite player is: The Game

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby simon12 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:29 am

stinky pete wrote:i take it must have been shrek who took out injunction to stop press printing this story? carn,t wait for the derby ha ha ha ha will be funny.


We need songs:

I`ll go first

How much is that prosy in the window
The one with the stragerly hair
How much is that prosy in the window
Does colleen know that you`ve been there
simon12
De Jong's Tackle
 
Posts: 1889
Joined: Sun May 04, 2008 4:03 pm
Location: Timperley
Supporter of: The only team in Mcr
My favourite player is: Dirk Diggler

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby mr_nool » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:41 am

Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
It's time you start looking for a real man
Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleen
Dump the troll and take the cash while you can
Intelligent Vigilant Person
User avatar
mr_nool
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Colin Bell's Football Brain
 
Posts: 26354
Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:48 am
Location: Utrecht

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby mr_nool » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:03 am

or, to the tune of "what shall we do with the drunken sailor"

'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
'O little Wayne couldn't keep his pants up
He did it with a prossie

Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
Oh Wayne you cheating bastard
You did it with a prossie
Intelligent Vigilant Person
User avatar
mr_nool
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Colin Bell's Football Brain
 
Posts: 26354
Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:48 am
Location: Utrecht

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:03 am

Rooney is his name...Rooney is his name...

Just like a rag... has to pay for a shag...

Rooney is his name
The pissartist formerly known as Ted

VIVA EL CITY !!!

Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..
Ted Hughes
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Colin Bell's Football Brain
 
Posts: 28488
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:28 pm
Supporter of: Bill Turnbull
My favourite player is: Bill Turnbull

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:23 am

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...
Last edited by Chinners on Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Image
User avatar
Chinners
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14256
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:52 pm
Location: Hampton Court Palace
Supporter of: B*ll*x
My favourite player is: Kun Tueart

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby ant london » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:34 am

Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...



very very nice!!
Image
User avatar
ant london
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11505
Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:01 pm
Location: Almaty
Supporter of: Cityski
My favourite player is: Mario Balotelli

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:49 am

ant london wrote:
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...



very very nice!!


Yes I think that works pretty well.
The pissartist formerly known as Ted

VIVA EL CITY !!!

Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..
Ted Hughes
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Colin Bell's Football Brain
 
Posts: 28488
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:28 pm
Supporter of: Bill Turnbull
My favourite player is: Bill Turnbull

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Scatman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:51 am

Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...


put wayne before rooney and it fits better
Scatman
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4564
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:06 am
Location: Manchester

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Craig B » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:53 am

Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...


PMSL I've just nearly spat out my ham sandwich! Played Chinners!
"..The object of playing any game is for enjoyment. If you have enjoyed it and done your best you have won no matter what the result." - Joe Mercer OBE
User avatar
Craig B
Kinky's Mazy Dribbles
 
Posts: 2960
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:06 pm
Location: Prestwich, Manchester

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:57 am

Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...


Top class Chinners
[center]Image[/center][center]"City fans are born not manufactured, We do not choose we are chosen
Those that don't understand don't matter, Those that understand need no explanation"[/center]
User avatar
Mark (Blue Army)
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7915
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:52 pm
Location: Manchester / Dublin
Supporter of: Manchester City

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:00 pm

Scatman wrote:
Chinners wrote:Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his Ho
Giving every hole a go
Cause Coleen wouldn't take it up the arse...


put wayne before rooney and it fits better



Indeed ... consider it amended!
Image
User avatar
Chinners
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14256
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:52 pm
Location: Hampton Court Palace
Supporter of: B*ll*x
My favourite player is: Kun Tueart

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby The blue egg chaser! » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:27 pm

Can't stop singing that in the office now!! Getting some strange looks! Can't wait to hear that sung from the terraces. Or should I say seats now?
The blue egg chaser!
Ben Thatcher's Elbow
 
Posts: 62
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:21 pm
Location: Hertford
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Silva

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby Chinners » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:35 pm

In true Santos stylee, I will be requesting 10% of all match day revenue should that little ditty inspire the players and make them perform better.
Image
User avatar
Chinners
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14256
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:52 pm
Location: Hampton Court Palace
Supporter of: B*ll*x
My favourite player is: Kun Tueart

Re: Has Shrek been up to somethin?

Postby john68 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:49 pm

CHINNERS 1-0 THE REST OF THE WORLD.
Superb Chins old man.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
User avatar
john68
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14630
Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:47 pm
Location: Sittin' on the dock of the bay...wastin' time.
Supporter of: ST MARKS (W GORTON)
My favourite player is: BERT TRAUTMANN

PreviousNext

Return to The Maine Football forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot], PeterParker, stevefromdonny, stupot and 297 guests