The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Hazy2]

I asked a few of my rags. Is top 10 and a cup run a successful season!!! No replies funny enough……..

[nottsblue]

Breaking news

Due to Jimmy Rat closing down the canteen, Luke Shaw has put in a transfer request

[sheblue]

[patrickblue]

Why does Onana hate doing his laundry?

He can never get clean sheets.

[patrickblue]

The lot up the road are really odd. Someone has posted this on youtube of the rags losing on penalties to Fulham. Obviously taken from the Stretford End, the rag fans bastion.

Watch on youtube.com

Why would they do that? A few years back there was one showing the last three goals of the sick swan, also from the same end.

I can't imagine anyone in the north stand putting videos online of us losing.


I did enjoy it though!

[salford city]

Only thing that springs to mind Patrick is the fascination of today's kids with views and likes? It's an obsession that rules their worlds. Happy for whomever it may be to keep showing the shit-show that is the swamp and the ongoing circus.

[john@staustell]

I can't imagine anyone in the north stand putting videos online of us losing.
!

.....except the City app. Highlights of........

[Mase]

Only thing that springs to mind Patrick is the fascination of today's kids with views and likes? It's an obsession that rules their worlds. Happy for whomever it may be to keep showing the shit-show that is the swamp and the ongoing circus.

I personally can’t understand anyone that goes to a game and just films themselves all 90 mins. Someone on here used to do it. It’s embarrassing. Go and enjoy the game ffs

[Scatman]

Only thing that springs to mind Patrick is the fascination of today's kids with views and likes? It's an obsession that rules their worlds. Happy for whomever it may be to keep showing the shit-show that is the swamp and the ongoing circus.

I personally can’t understand anyone that goes to a game and just films themselves all 90 mins. Someone on here used to do it. It’s embarrassing. Go and enjoy the game ffs

A chap sat next to me this season, I can't remember which game, spent the first half filming it, half time recording himself and and then the second half editing and posting his videos online. I think many aren't really there for the game at all and are probably getting a tax deduction for the cost of the tickets.

[patrickblue]

[CTID Hants]

[nottsblue]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 571gng06wo

Jimmy Rat excels himself again

[Nigels Tackle]

plans for the new swamp look like something you’d find in north korea

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... adium.html

[nottsblue]

plans for the new swamp look like something you’d find in north korea

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... adium.html

Looks like the circus is rocking up into town

Will Billy Smart be the next rag manager

[Hazy2]

Read in full

*Wife's Diary:*

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you, too.”

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

*Husband's Diary:*

Who the fuck loses at home to Fulham?

[Blue In Bolton]

https://x.com/guyafcb/status/1899459215787233587

[Kippax Sean]

How are they funding the building of the tent?

[nottsblue]

How are they funding the building of the tent?

Boy scout jamboree?

[sheblue]

So they are a billion in debt, they have sacked hundreds of employees, they can't maintain their stadium, they are cost cutting, they have no money for signings, some of their players are costing too much.

Can someone explain to me how they can spend two billion on a stadium?

[Mase]

They want tax payers to pay for it.