The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[patrickblue]

Ah well, someone is telling porkies

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/arti ... 5e91y0k1lo


6,6 billion according to Forbes.

Yet a quick goggle of Rags current Market Capitalisation reveals

"As of June 2025 Manchester United has a market cap of £1.79 Billion. This makes Manchester United the world's 3968th most valuable company by market cap according to our data."

The BBC love the rags and will do all in their power to big them up.

[salford city]

Ah well, someone is telling porkies

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/arti ... 5e91y0k1lo


6,6 billion according to Forbes.

Yet a quick goggle of Rags current Market Capitalisation reveals

"As of June 2025 Manchester United has a market cap of £1.79 Billion. This makes Manchester United the world's 3968th most valuable company by market cap according to our data."

The BBC love the rags and will do all in their power to big them up.

True Pat. Simon Stone is publishing 12 stories a day doing everything in his power to keep them relevant. Am waiting to hear how Cunha is going to be the messiah and how everyone wantes him

[zuricity]

Ah well, someone is telling porkies

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/arti ... 5e91y0k1lo


6,6 billion according to Forbes.

Yet a quick goggle of Rags current Market Capitalisation reveals

"As of June 2025 Manchester United has a market cap of £1.79 Billion. This makes Manchester United the world's 3968th most valuable company by market cap according to our data."

The BBC love the rags and will do all in their power to big them up.

True Pat. Simon Stone is publishing 12 stories a day doing everything in his power to keep them relevant. Am waiting to hear how Cunha is going to be the messiah and how everyone wantes him

Is that Cunha with a silent 'T' ? Anyway , he's a very naughty boy.

[city72]

Ah well, someone is telling porkies

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/arti ... 5e91y0k1lo


6,6 billion according to Forbes.

Yet a quick goggle of Rags current Market Capitalisation reveals

"As of June 2025 Manchester United has a market cap of £1.79 Billion. This makes Manchester United the world's 3968th most valuable company by market cap according to our data."

The BBC love the rags and will do all in their power to big them up.

True Pat. Simon Stone is publishing 12 stories a day doing everything in his power to keep them relevant. Am waiting to hear how Cunha is going to be the messiah and how everyone wantes him

Do we know his opinion on free school meals yet?

[john@staustell]

So Chelsea signed Jadon Sancho on loan with an obligation to buy him for 25m at the end of the season.

BUT

There was a clause that if Chelsea paid 5m, they could get out of that obligation.

And as the greedy cunt wouldn't sign for less than the 300 grand pw he is on at United (who are paying half his wages), they are sending him back

LOL

[BlueinBosnia]

So Chelsea signed Jadon Sancho on loan with an obligation to buy him for 25m at the end of the season.

BUT

There was a clause that if Chelsea paid 5m, they could get out of that obligation.

And as the greedy cunt wouldn't sign for less than the 300 grand pw he is on at United (who are paying half his wages), they are sending him back

LOL

This is now a complicated situation. Chelsea gave the Rags £5 million, but the Rags will have to fork out £15 million on wages for the remaining year of the contract. I'm guessing there's no way either party would want to extend his contract with the Rags, no matter how well he performs next season. If he plays brilliantly, as a 26 year old free agent he might command wages upward of £300k next summer. But if the Rags choose to reduce his role to a cameo, then he may well end up having to take a significant pay cut to find a new club.

I can't see him going anywhere either now or in Jan, with the shortness of his contract and his wage demands, unless those demands were Chelsea-specific, and he'd take a pay cut for another club (or be open to a contract structure that Chelsea weren't able/willing to offer).

[Hazy2]

If Bruno is staying? How long before he seeks a meeting with Jim about his wages……

[sheblue]

If Bruno is staying? How long before he seeks a meeting with Jim about his wages……

Jimmy will get him in the mop and bucket.

[nottsblue]

If Bruno is staying? How long before he seeks a meeting with Jim about his wages……

Got to piss him off Sancho, Casemiro, Maguire, Rashford, Anthony are all on more than him a week and he's the only one of those actually trying