The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Mase]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

As daft as it sounds, if they stick with him AND give him the players he wants that fit into his ONLY way of playing, he would do well imho. The trouble is, there are not too many of the current crop who fit into that system and he's Not going to change his system. There's fuck all to spend and no buyers for any of the dross that is for sale certainly not at the prices they'd want and the daft wages that they've signed on at. Missing this chumps league with no other European football as a backup is going to have serious consequences. Fucking loving it. Go big, spend it all on Cunha from Wolves see how that works out for you.

I don't think his only way of playing/system works in the Prem. How many managers have tried 3-5-2 now and failed. Pep's tried it and it's not worked. There's too many gaps

[salford city]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

As daft as it sounds, if they stick with him AND give him the players he wants that fit into his ONLY way of playing, he would do well imho. The trouble is, there are not too many of the current crop who fit into that system and he's Not going to change his system. There's fuck all to spend and no buyers for any of the dross that is for sale certainly not at the prices they'd want and the daft wages that they've signed on at. Missing this chumps league with no other European football as a backup is going to have serious consequences. Fucking loving it. Go big, spend it all on Cunha from Wolves see how that works out for you.

I don't think his only way of playing/system works in the Prem. How many managers have tried 3-5-2 now and failed. Pep's tried it and it's not worked. There's too many gaps

I'm happy that it doesn't work he can crack on with it. My point is that he's not for Changing and they're stuck with him and his 352 system.

[Mase]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

As daft as it sounds, if they stick with him AND give him the players he wants that fit into his ONLY way of playing, he would do well imho. The trouble is, there are not too many of the current crop who fit into that system and he's Not going to change his system. There's fuck all to spend and no buyers for any of the dross that is for sale certainly not at the prices they'd want and the daft wages that they've signed on at. Missing this chumps league with no other European football as a backup is going to have serious consequences. Fucking loving it. Go big, spend it all on Cunha from Wolves see how that works out for you.

I don't think his only way of playing/system works in the Prem. How many managers have tried 3-5-2 now and failed. Pep's tried it and it's not worked. There's too many gaps

I'm happy that it doesn't work he can crack on with it. My point is that he's not for Changing and they're stuck with him and his 352 system.

Quite funny that they spent a fuck load of money on players suited for a different system, he comes in and hopefully they spend another fuck load on players that the next manager won't use because they don't fit his system.

[Scatman]

^ It'd be much better for them if he started playing them all over the place, all out of position, confusing the fuck out of them all and leaving all his form players on the bench. That way the new manager will have a really versatile squad who are ready for anything

[Hazy2]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

As daft as it sounds, if they stick with him AND give him the players he wants that fit into his ONLY way of playing, he would do well imho. The trouble is, there are not too many of the current crop who fit into that system and he's Not going to change his system. There's fuck all to spend and no buyers for any of the dross that is for sale certainly not at the prices they'd want and the daft wages that they've signed on at. Missing this chumps league with no other European football as a backup is going to have serious consequences. Fucking loving it. Go big, spend it all on Cunha from Wolves see how that works out for you.

A chap here is a Spotting fan. He said he brought his club joy after 20 years. Word was he would be our next manager.

He’s made a mistake going there. I’d pass on our kids thoughts however his black hole and mood has no reception.

[nottsblue]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KGp9h3JNh2U? ... tzHBa-zCqN

Too funny

[patrickblue]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KGp9h3JNh2U?si=STF70otzHBa-zCqN

Too funny

Maybe they were doing the "let's pretend we scored a goal" thing.

On a shittier note, they've fucked up on the food hygiene again.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

[chef]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KGp9h3JNh2U?si=STF70otzHBa-zCqN

Too funny

Maybe they were doing the "let's pretend we scored a goal" thing.

On a shittier note, they've fucked up on the food hygiene again.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

How do they know it wasn't the rat ?
(In the kitchen)

[salford city]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KGp9h3JNh2U?si=STF70otzHBa-zCqN

Too funny

Maybe they were doing the "let's pretend we scored a goal" thing.

On a shittier note, they've fucked up on the food hygiene again.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

It's as high as 2? Fuck me .......
Seriously scruffy jim, the hits just keep on coming don't they mate. Keep it up

[Nigels Tackle]

rag reject, scott mctominay, scores a quality goal (12th of the season) for napoli to put them top of serie a in the final day decider

[Mase]

Forest have banned Neville from their stadium

Take note City

[nottsblue]

Forest have banned Neville from their stadium

Take note City

Quality

[Hazy2]

Forest have banned Neville from their stadium

Take note City

Bernardo got it right.

[nottsblue]

So they are a billion in debt, they have sacked hundreds of employees, they can't maintain their stadium, they are cost cutting, they have no money for signings, some of their players are costing too much.

Can someone explain to me how they can spend two billion on a stadium?

Wonder how the plans are going for this and if there’s any news on when it might all start………

[CTID Hants]

So they are a billion in debt, they have sacked hundreds of employees, they can't maintain their stadium, they are cost cutting, they have no money for signings, some of their players are costing too much.

Can someone explain to me how they can spend two billion on a stadium?

Wonder how the plans are going for this and if there’s any news on when it might all start………

Staff were told another round of redundancies are happening after failing to win in Bilbao. At this rate scruffy Jim will be shutting the door behind himself.... marvelous, absolutely marvellous

[nottsblue]

So they are a billion in debt, they have sacked hundreds of employees, they can't maintain their stadium, they are cost cutting, they have no money for signings, some of their players are costing too much.

Can someone explain to me how they can spend two billion on a stadium?

Wonder how the plans are going for this and if there’s any news on when it might all start………

Staff were told another round of redundancies are happening after failing to win in Bilbao. At this rate scruffy Jim will be shutting the door behind himself.... marvelous, absolutely marvellous

Perhaps all the folks being made redundant have side hustles as builders and they are planning on doing it on the extra cheap

[CTID Hants]

So they are a billion in debt, they have sacked hundreds of employees, they can't maintain their stadium, they are cost cutting, they have no money for signings, some of their players are costing too much.

Can someone explain to me how they can spend two billion on a stadium?

Wonder how the plans are going for this and if there’s any news on when it might all start………

Staff were told another round of redundancies are happening after failing to win in Bilbao. At this rate scruffy Jim will be shutting the door behind himself.... marvelous, absolutely marvellous

Perhaps all the folks being made redundant have side hustles as builders and they are planning on doing it on the extra cheap

Now that would be funny built by a bunch of cowboy builders and 5 years time it collapses.

[Kippax Sean]

Forest have banned Neville from their stadium

Take note City

Well done Forest. Spitty next and then camel gob.

[CTID Hants]

Rags booed off after losing end of season tour to some Malaysian outfit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 9e79yq9q1o

[zuricity]

Ah well, someone is telling porkies

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/arti ... 5e91y0k1lo


6,6 billion according to Forbes.

Yet a quick goggle of Rags current Market Capitalisation reveals

"As of June 2025 Manchester United has a market cap of £1.79 Billion. This makes Manchester United the world's 3968th most valuable company by market cap according to our data."