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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Swales4ever » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:08 pm

craigmcfc wrote:I can tell you now Mancio, that guy in that stunning picture is punching well above his weight. WELL above.

All You have to tell me is that You'll grant me a "human cannonball" on my next Mancunian stop, Pal!
I still have a little thingy to deliver

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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:31 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
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paulmclaren wrote:I haven't a scooby doo mate. Sorry.

Exactly your full of shit like everyone else going on as if you know this that and the other more then anyone else.
I posted a thread 'debating' a topic.
What is your fucking problem you goon.


What did I do to warrant personal abuse?

How am I going on as if I know this that and the other more than anyone else?


Well, do you know this that and the other ?

And Paul; the reason you get so much shit is that most of the threads you start, like this one, seem to be about stuff you haven't even thought through (for example moaning about Guidetti not playing when, in reality it was actually impossible for him to play), so you come accross as something of a mentalist.

I'm fairly well schooled on the other but this and that have never really been my forte.



Once you've mastered the other, this & that often take care of themselves.


Sorry Ted, but you of all people don't have the right to question why someone else uses insults as an argument. Boo.... hoo....
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:03 am

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Sorry Ted, but you of all people don't have the right to question why someone else uses insults as an argument. Boo.... hoo....


Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:20 am

I should open more threads I don't like the look of. It's always those that turn out to be the most entertaining.

I'd really like to see Guidetti integrated carefully into the first team with a view to getting him playing regularly. Those folk-law tales of his scoring in windmill country have got me hungry to see what he can do. We all know that scoring in Holland means scoring in the Prem.

But I'm almost certain City will do some kind of football training with their players every day and people who are actually trained to will be assessing the situation. As opposed to say, guessing what's going on and then talking on a message board. I think if I ran a football club that's definitely how I would operate.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:43 am

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:I should open more threads I don't like the look of. It's always those that turn out to be the most entertaining.

I'd really like to see Guidetti integrated carefully into the first team with a view to getting him playing regularly. Those folk-law tales of his scoring in windmill country have got me hungry to see what he can do. We all know that scoring in Holland means scoring in the Prem.

But I'm almost certain City will do some kind of football training with their players every day and people who are actually trained to will be assessing the situation. As opposed to say, guessing what's going on and then talking on a message board. I think if I ran a football club that's definitely how I would operate.


It's fair comment that the dutch league can be very flattering for strikers but it's also fair comment that both City & Utd have played Ajax in the last two seasons, & none of their forwards caused the same problems as Guidetti did.

He is a high energy player though, for whom enthusiasm & effort is a big part of the game. I would have thought it's a big ask to expect him to be that player again in the near future after being inactive for so long.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:49 am

Mancio4ever wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I can tell you now Mancio, that guy in that stunning picture is punching well above his weight. WELL above.

All You have to tell me is that You'll grant me a "human cannonball" on my next Mancunian stop, Pal!
I still have a little thingy to deliver

Seriorly Pal, I reckon it's a feeling happened to every husband: You'll turn out as good as Sugar Ray was punching... :-)

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:43 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Sorry Ted, but you of all people don't have the right to question why someone else uses insults as an argument. Boo.... hoo....


Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?


Yep, I messed up the quoting, sorry about that. ( that's what happens when I'm posting on my phone, well that's my excuse anyway )
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:27 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?


Are you for real Ted?

And yet you find the time and energy to show what a predictable fool you are. Well I misunderstood who posted but then again, I think your response illustrates quite well what a double standard it would have been for you to come out with something like that.

I think the best thing with you is that your ego is so big it literallm explodes like a tiny, squeaky, angry balloon anytime you feel threatened. And it's not hard to get you to feel threatened. You basically react to any single nudge. It's great.

If you had any sense you would have stopped after the first paragraph. Yet you didn't and it led you down the direction of commenting on my arse.

What I do with my arse is my privacy thank you very much. If you want pictures.... Well you've just ruled yourself out of that favour.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Crossie » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:00 pm

I think we could fuck Balotelli off in Jan and leave ourselves with a ready made replacement that will contribute more than Balotelli has this season.

No point in loaning him out, let him have a go right here. He will get some game time I'm sure. Plus other players might pass to him.

He's built like a bigger Tevez, if he is half as good he'll do really well for us.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:18 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?


Are you for real Ted?

And yet you find the time and energy to show what a predictable fool you are. Well I misunderstood who posted but then again, I think your response illustrates quite well what a double standard it would have been for you to come out with something like that.

I think the best thing with you is that your ego is so big it literallm explodes like a tiny, squeaky, angry balloon anytime you feel threatened. And it's not hard to get you to feel threatened. You basically react to any single nudge. It's great.

If you had any sense you would have stopped after the first paragraph. Yet you didn't and it led you down the direction of commenting on my arse.

What I do with my arse is my privacy thank you very much. If you want pictures.... Well you've just ruled yourself out of that favour.


It would have been a double standard for me to come out with something like that, so I didn't, but what has that got to do with you ?

I don't mind giving abuse or receiving it. In fact, I like it. It passes the time when things are quiet.

I would rather do this with someone worth the effort though. You are not very good at it.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:55 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?


Are you for real Ted?

And yet you find the time and energy to show what a predictable fool you are. Well I misunderstood who posted but then again, I think your response illustrates quite well what a double standard it would have been for you to come out with something like that.

I think the best thing with you is that your ego is so big it literallm explodes like a tiny, squeaky, angry balloon anytime you feel threatened. And it's not hard to get you to feel threatened. You basically react to any single nudge. It's great.

If you had any sense you would have stopped after the first paragraph. Yet you didn't and it led you down the direction of commenting on my arse.

What I do with my arse is my privacy thank you very much. If you want pictures.... Well you've just ruled yourself out of that favour.


It would have been a double standard for me to come out with something like that, so I didn't, but what has that got to do with you ?

I don't mind giving abuse or receiving it. In fact, I like it. It passes the time when things are quiet.

I would rather do this with someone worth the effort though. You are not very good at it.


Still, we both know that you're like a dog that likes to play fetch (in more than one aspect actually, but only one is relevant in this context). You won't give up, you can't. I'ts never... ever... about the quality of the other poster's posts.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:49 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Haha.

Unfortunately your attempt at being a fucking smartarse has failed.

It wasn't actually me who said that, it was Forverinbluedreams. It's just that he made a mistake on the quoting so it looked like I'd said it & I couldn't be arsed trying to correct it as we both knew who had said what and were having a bit of banter, which you have jumped on without reading the thread.

Blundering in like Mr fucking Bean trying to score points.

I mean 'Boo hoo' ? Really ? Seriously you're writing boo fucking hoo ? Did you pull a little face & stick your arse out as you typed it ?


Are you for real Ted?

And yet you find the time and energy to show what a predictable fool you are. Well I misunderstood who posted but then again, I think your response illustrates quite well what a double standard it would have been for you to come out with something like that.

I think the best thing with you is that your ego is so big it literallm explodes like a tiny, squeaky, angry balloon anytime you feel threatened. And it's not hard to get you to feel threatened. You basically react to any single nudge. It's great.

If you had any sense you would have stopped after the first paragraph. Yet you didn't and it led you down the direction of commenting on my arse.

What I do with my arse is my privacy thank you very much. If you want pictures.... Well you've just ruled yourself out of that favour.


It would have been a double standard for me to come out with something like that, so I didn't, but what has that got to do with you ?

I don't mind giving abuse or receiving it. In fact, I like it. It passes the time when things are quiet.

I would rather do this with someone worth the effort though. You are not very good at it.


Still, we both know that you're like a dog that likes to play fetch (in more than one aspect actually, but only one is relevant in this context). You won't give up, you can't. I'ts never... ever... about the quality of the other poster's posts.


What quality would that be Ned ?

We had a thread abot Guidetti, some of us had an argument re that with the OP, he mistakenly gave FIBD an earful for having a go at him when he hadn't, we had a laugh, you mistakenly thought it was me who made a comment & made a tit of yourself.

What quality have you posted & exactly what have you added to this thread about John Guidetti ? Have you ever seen him play ?

Do you have an opinion, or failing that, something funny or contoversial to add ?

Why are you so interested in me ?

I can't believe I've got Ned fucking Flanders on my case.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:57 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
What quality would that be Ned ?

We had a thread abot Guidetti, some of us had an argument re that with the OP, he mistakenly gave FIBD an earful for having a go at him when he hadn't, we had a laugh, you mistakenly thought it was me who made a comment & made a tit of yourself.

What quality have you posted & exactly what have you added to this thread about John Guidetti ? Have you ever seen him play ?

Do you have an opinion, or failing that, something funny or contoversial to add ?

Why are you so interested in me ?

I can't believe I've got Ned fucking Flanders on my case.


"I would rather do this with someone worth the effort though. You are not very good at it."

But you couldn't let go because you are, indeed, a dog that will play fetch irregardless of who's throwing.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Mase » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:20 pm

Turn it in you pair of whoppers!
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:28 pm

Will do, off to pub.

Save me some entertainment for later Ned.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:11 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Will do, off to pub.

Save me some entertainment for later Ned.

off thread's merit (on which I back You 100%) just take note that I'm getting jealous,Ted.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Arjan Van Schotte » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:07 pm

and this thread is why i still come on here instead of just posting nonsense on facebook - been laughing for literally minutes.

PS - ted hughes, you're a cunt.

(and so is paulmclaren, but that goes without saying.)

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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:04 am

Arjan Van Schotte wrote:and this thread is why i still come on here instead of just posting nonsense on facebook - been laughing for literally minutes.

PS - ted hughes, you're a cunt.

(and so is paulmclaren, but that goes without saying.)

NEXT!


Guilty as charged, so what's next ?
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Arjan Van Schotte » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:10 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
Arjan Van Schotte wrote:and this thread is why i still come on here instead of just posting nonsense on facebook - been laughing for literally minutes.

PS - ted hughes, you're a cunt.

(and so is paulmclaren, but that goes without saying.)

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Guilty as charged, so what's next ?


you said you liked being abused - i wa trying to help.
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Re: John Guidetti?

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:27 am

Arjan Van Schotte wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Arjan Van Schotte wrote:and this thread is why i still come on here instead of just posting nonsense on facebook - been laughing for literally minutes.

PS - ted hughes, you're a cunt.

(and so is paulmclaren, but that goes without saying.)

NEXT!


Guilty as charged, so what's next ?


you said you liked being abused - i wa trying to help.


No problem, but what happens next ?
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