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by Slim » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:58 am
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by Dingus McDouchey » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:08 am
Sookie Stackhouse visits Merseyside
Berbatov wins golden boot, spends following season on the bench while his team loses title on goal difference. Well played, Fergie.
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by Michigan Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:40 am
The football experiment already having failed, the Anfield Riverdance troupe bombs spectacularly.
"Certainly our programme is a full one, but as a player and as a manager I've always felt that there is only one way to go into a season...and that's to try to win every game.... While we are in four major competitions we shall try to win four major competitions." - Joe Mercer
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by The Man In Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:20 am
HADOUKEN
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by BlueinBosnia » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:32 am
The steward suddenly realised that £5.76 per hour was not enough for judging a 'Strike a Pose' competition every match.
"Ferguson. Žvaka kurac."
(Ferguson. Chewing-gum cock.)
Old man in a bar in rural Bosnia.
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by LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:44 am
Sammy's attempt to scare the ball into slowing down after Michael Turner's backpass had worked a treat.
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by Beefymcfc » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:58 am
Dronny wrote:Slim wrote:
"My precious"....ugh,I'm coming Master Frodo
More like Orks! That is one scary picture, reminds me of a scary Planet of the Apes.
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
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by Dameerto » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:38 pm
Sammy Lee looks like he's sat on an imaginary chest freezer, while telling Hodgson where he wants his imaginary washing machine moved to.
VIVA EL CITIES
"The adjudicatory chamber of the Ethics Committee ... has banned Mr Joseph S. Blatter ... for eight years and Mr Michel Platini ... for eight years from all football-related activities (administrative, sports or any other) on a national and international level. The bans come into force immediately." - 21/12/2015
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by Tokyo Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:09 pm
Esky wrote:
'The origin of species.'
That, mate, is absolutely superb. Thank you very, very much indeed.
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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by Patrick » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:50 pm
Armageddon!
Standing in the Naughty Corner since 1961
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by john68 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:08 pm
Thread over...Esky that just can't be topped...genius mate!!!
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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by Blue Blood » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:33 pm
Esky wrote:'The origin of species.'
one of the funniest things i've ever seen on this site.
Kudos. You win hands down.
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by AlpsMaster » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:41 pm
john68 wrote:Thread over...Esky that just can't be topped...genius mate!!!
Agreed ... but now Esky owes me a new keyboard as I've just splirted tea all over it!!!!
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by saulman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:37 pm
Esky wrote:'The origin of species.'
I was just thinking that no caption could be funnier than the original photo. I stand corrected.
Funny as fuck. Well done.
Has the world gone mad, ..............or is it me?
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by blootoof » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:15 pm
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by coxy » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:59 pm
And in the recently run Diarrhoea handicap race, Sammy Lee was a close second to the reigning trouser crapper Roy"the stain" Hodgson.
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by david yearsley » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:11 pm
"Lets go to work"
"Yous come to da wrong friggin place fer dat boss"
or Woy
"Nice to see you , to see you nice!"
The world is your oyster but your future´s a clam
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