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Caption Competition.

Postby Slim » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:58 am

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Dingus McDouchey » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:08 am

Sookie Stackhouse visits Merseyside
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Michigan Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:40 am

The football experiment already having failed, the Anfield Riverdance troupe bombs spectacularly.
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Postby The Man In Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:20 am

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:32 am

The steward suddenly realised that £5.76 per hour was not enough for judging a 'Strike a Pose' competition every match.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Dronny » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:41 am

Slim wrote:Image


"My precious"....ugh,I'm coming Master Frodo
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Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:44 am

Sammy's attempt to scare the ball into slowing down after Michael Turner's backpass had worked a treat.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Esky » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:12 am

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby wyted » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:20 am

Esky wrote:Image

'The origin of species.'


FMTWF... Genious!
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:58 am

Dronny wrote:
Slim wrote:Image


"My precious"....ugh,I'm coming Master Frodo

More like Orks! That is one scary picture, reminds me of a scary Planet of the Apes.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Dameerto » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:38 pm

Sammy Lee looks like he's sat on an imaginary chest freezer, while telling Hodgson where he wants his imaginary washing machine moved to.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:09 pm

Esky wrote:Image

'The origin of species.'


That, mate, is absolutely superb. Thank you very, very much indeed.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Patrick » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:50 pm

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby john68 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:08 pm

Thread over...Esky that just can't be topped...genius mate!!!
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby Blue Blood » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:33 pm

Esky wrote:Image

'The origin of species.'


one of the funniest things i've ever seen on this site.

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby AlpsMaster » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:41 pm

john68 wrote:Thread over...Esky that just can't be topped...genius mate!!!


Agreed ... but now Esky owes me a new keyboard as I've just splirted tea all over it!!!!
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby saulman » Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:37 pm

Esky wrote:Image

'The origin of species.'


I was just thinking that no caption could be funnier than the original photo. I stand corrected.

Funny as fuck. Well done.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby blootoof » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:15 pm

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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby coxy » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:59 pm

And in the recently run Diarrhoea handicap race, Sammy Lee was a close second to the reigning trouser crapper Roy"the stain" Hodgson.
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Re: Caption Competition.

Postby david yearsley » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:11 pm

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