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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:50 am

Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:22 am

Dipstick wrote:Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.


Isn't that his second vote of confidence this season? Let's hope they mean it!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:14 pm

Whatever the score, this has made me a very happy chap.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:35 am

When I go to my grave, I shall go with content. I shall go in the knowledge that every rag fan's nightmare ends with a single word: "Aguerrrrroooooo...."
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:21 am

Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 am

sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:27 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:55 pm

De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:49 pm

Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:37 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

There are mate, and a few where they've already taken the option and they're in their last season.

The thing is, when they take that option it's got to be with the agreement of the player as there will be no way a player would agree to such a clause without something being in it for them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:53 pm

Just watching the game again and it actually feels like RatBoy is liking this result. I wonder if he's thinking about his own club and the points difference, in the hope that it doesn't look too bad on Maureen and they still have a chance of getting on level terms?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:47 pm

Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Ironpot » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:54 am

Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 pm

Ironpot wrote:
Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!


10 i would say 15 to 20.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:41 pm

The fifth highest numb of saves in the league last season, says it all.

He hasn't been in great form so far this season and it shows in their results.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:57 pm

Scum!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:02 pm

Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm

nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:56 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too pal. Belly laughs :-)
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