The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[sheblue]

Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

[Beefymcfc]

Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.

[Hazy2]

Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.

30 Mill 30 Mill for Jose 30 mil 30 mill I say, 30 mill for Jose He's taking the piss every fucking day !

[Dipstick]

De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

[Beefymcfc]

De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

[nottsblue]

De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

[Beefymcfc]

De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

There are mate, and a few where they've already taken the option and they're in their last season.

The thing is, when they take that option it's got to be with the agreement of the player as there will be no way a player would agree to such a clause without something being in it for them.

[Beefymcfc]

Just watching the game again and it actually feels like RatBoy is liking this result. I wonder if he's thinking about his own club and the points difference, in the hope that it doesn't look too bad on Maureen and they still have a chance of getting on level terms?

[Wooders]

Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there

[Ironpot]

Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there

Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!

[sheblue]

Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there

Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!

10 i would say 15 to 20.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

The fifth highest numb of saves in the league last season, says it all.

He hasn't been in great form so far this season and it shows in their results.

[Beefymcfc]

Scum!!!

[nottsblue]

Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.

[CTID Hants]

Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.

I know I shouldn't laugh at that but

[Beefymcfc]

Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.

I know I shouldn't laugh at that but

Me too pal. Belly laughs

[Bluemoon4610]

Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.

I know I shouldn't laugh at that but

Me too pal. Belly laughs

Me too. My nephew sent me that last week, and he's a rag! Nearly posted it on here but was worried it might be too near the bone for some......

[RodneyRodney]

Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

[RodneyRodney]

Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !