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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:55 pm

Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:56 pm

Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:04 pm

gmercer1 wrote:Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game

You can only play what’s in front of you.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:09 pm

craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:


The one on the left looks like Jaap Stam, and I think that's Vialli on the right. Not much view of the one between them but I think it's probably Fellani.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:02 pm

I was banned once from ragcafe years ago , I infiltrated to wind them up and lasted a fuckign day....anyway , I go on there now to see the cunts self implode..its funny as fuck.

Todays snippet on Sanchez.

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The muppets up top who gave him the contract need to be sacked ASAP.
He has so much money it's unthinkable when people are starving and dying in this world.
Send him to Tesco's to stack shelves for £7 per hour GROSS and see how he shapes up.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Clowncrete » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:13 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I was banned once from ragcafe years ago , I infiltrated to wind them up and lasted a fuckign day....anyway , I go on there now to see the cunts self implode..its funny as fuck.

Todays snippet on Sanchez.

At £500,000 NET per week he's an absolute disgrace and simply not worthy of a red shirt.
The muppets up top who gave him the contract need to be sacked ASAP.
He has so much money it's unthinkable when people are starving and dying in this world.
Send him to Tesco's to stack shelves for £7 per hour GROSS and see how he shapes up.
The worst expensive buy ever by any club in the world, total disgrace


:mrgreen: After all that gloating in the winter about "snatching" him from us and that cringey piano video, this is beautiful to see. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:54 am

Can't see him being any good stacking shelves if I'm honest
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Postby Mase » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:58 am

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Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:58 am

Yeah I can see him putting the nicest, juiciest, roundest oranges on the top shelf where nobody can reach them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:04 am

Well done Alexis, he has been a truly great signing, keep it up son. Just keep on milking. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:23 pm

We need a win for them tomorrow, the only chance of keeping Maureen in the job.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:25 pm

Can I just ask. This Tranny business, has anybody heard the media say 'Allegations of Rape against the ex-United player'?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:49 pm

Massive rumours circulating the last half an hour from several media sources Maureen has parted company with the rags ................
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:10 pm

Dear ManUre board
Please, please, please DO NOT sack Maureen. He's doing an exceptional job, exactly to his briefing. Give him at least two more transfer windows, please.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:50 pm

rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone :lol: :lol:

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:23 am

CTID Hants wrote:rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone :lol: :lol:

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:50 am

Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:22 am

Dipstick wrote:Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.


Isn't that his second vote of confidence this season? Let's hope they mean it!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:14 pm

Whatever the score, this has made me a very happy chap.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:35 am

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