The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[gmercer1]

Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game

[gmercer1]

Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game

[iwasthere2012]

Kondogbia is playing really well for Valencia, then I realised he’s only playing against Matic, Felani and Pogba so cant really judge him on this game

You can only play what’s in front of you.

[budfox]

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury

The one on the left looks like Jaap Stam, and I think that's Vialli on the right. Not much view of the one between them but I think it's probably Fellani.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I was banned once from ragcafe years ago , I infiltrated to wind them up and lasted a fuckign day....anyway , I go on there now to see the cunts self implode..its funny as fuck.

Todays snippet on Sanchez.

At £500,000 NET per week he's an absolute disgrace and simply not worthy of a red shirt.
The muppets up top who gave him the contract need to be sacked ASAP.
He has so much money it's unthinkable when people are starving and dying in this world.
Send him to Tesco's to stack shelves for £7 per hour GROSS and see how he shapes up.
The worst expensive buy ever by any club in the world, total disgrace

[Clowncrete]

I was banned once from ragcafe years ago , I infiltrated to wind them up and lasted a fuckign day....anyway , I go on there now to see the cunts self implode..its funny as fuck.

Todays snippet on Sanchez.

At £500,000 NET per week he's an absolute disgrace and simply not worthy of a red shirt.
The muppets up top who gave him the contract need to be sacked ASAP.
He has so much money it's unthinkable when people are starving and dying in this world.
Send him to Tesco's to stack shelves for £7 per hour GROSS and see how he shapes up.
The worst expensive buy ever by any club in the world, total disgrace

After all that gloating in the winter about "snatching" him from us and that cringey piano video, this is beautiful to see.

[john@staustell]

Can't see him being any good stacking shelves if I'm honest

[Mase]

Watch on youtube.com

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Yeah I can see him putting the nicest, juiciest, roundest oranges on the top shelf where nobody can reach them.

[sheblue]

Well done Alexis, he has been a truly great signing, keep it up son. Just keep on milking.

[Beefymcfc]

We need a win for them tomorrow, the only chance of keeping Maureen in the job.

[Beefymcfc]

Can I just ask. This Tranny business, has anybody heard the media say 'Allegations of Rape against the ex-United player'?

[City64]

Massive rumours circulating the last half an hour from several media sources Maureen has parted company with the rags ................

[Bluemoon4610]

Dear ManUre board
Please, please, please DO NOT sack Maureen. He's doing an exceptional job, exactly to his briefing. Give him at least two more transfer windows, please.
Yours Faithdully
MCF.net

[CTID Hants]

rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone :lol: :lol:

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138

Neville is a ferret-faced cunt.

[Dipstick]

Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.

Isn't that his second vote of confidence this season? Let's hope they mean it!

[Beefymcfc]

Whatever the score, this has made me a very happy chap.

[budfox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 69y5EjRkZw