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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:57 am

Fullartj wrote:Totally agree. Fuck them! the amount of abuse they gave all of us all over the years. I love what happend to those bunch of cunts. I hope the Glazers and Jose stay for at least 20 years.

. . . and the amount of bent referees they have playing for them
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:59 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Wouldn't it be neat if one of the Sheikh's rich cousins could buy the Glazers out . IMAGINE the fun we could have . . .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:10 am

RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Wouldn't it be neat if one of the Sheikh's rich cousins could buy the Glazers out . IMAGINE the fun we could have . . .


I'd much prefer the Glazers to continue to bleed them dry rather than someone do to them what Mansoor did to us.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby kennyboy » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:11 am

Spent 5min at ragcafe, they certainly have humor. Talks of whos to come after Mou, they have a hope for Pep :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:27 am

Scatman wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Wouldn't it be neat if one of the Sheikh's rich cousins could buy the Glazers out . IMAGINE the fun we could have . . .


I'd much prefer the Glazers to continue to bleed them dry rather than someone do to them what Mansoor did to us.

That's not quite what I had in mind.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby JamieMCFC » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:39 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
Scatman wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Wouldn't it be neat if one of the Sheikh's rich cousins could buy the Glazers out . IMAGINE the fun we could have . . .


I'd much prefer the Glazers to continue to bleed them dry rather than someone do to them what Mansoor did to us.

That's not quite what I had in mind.


I don't see anyone spending £3 billion to mess with a club.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:56 pm

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:14 pm

This is the thread for this video I believe.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:16 pm

zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:06 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:17 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:21 pm

patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.

Ok, then the yokel in charge of Cardiff ; what's his name ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:24 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:37 am

RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





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Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?


OK Dave.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:14 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





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Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?


OK Dave.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:05 pm

^^^^^^^^^^

I bet you don't get discussions of this quality on BM. thankfully this site doesn't do Adverts . Because if it did, Carlsberg wouldn't do one. or is it Mastercard ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:15 pm

I've just heard that during the supreme comeback from the Rags against the mighty Toon that Maureen supposedly walked into the dressing room and asked Pogba how they should set-up in the 2nd half to change it. Apparently Pogba gave the game plan, Maureen agreed and history was set.

Now, can anybody really believe that this s true? Does anybody really think that Maureen would allow Pogba even a say when it comes to managing the team and tactics?

This surely has to be a lek by the club to undermine Maureen. If it is, I'm gutted. He was doing such an excellent job of bringing them down from the inside.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:11 pm

Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:39 pm

PeterParker wrote:Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.


The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:41 pm

Are we having that!
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