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[zuricity]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

[iwasthere2012]

This is the thread for this video I believe.

Watch on youtube.com

[RodneyRodney]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

[Hazy2]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patrickblue]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

That highlighted bit would only improve them.

[RodneyRodney]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

That highlighted bit would only improve them.

Ok, then the yokel in charge of Cardiff ; what's his name ?
Failing that, Joey Barton

[RodneyRodney]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?

[Hazy2]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?

OK Dave.

[carolina-blue]

So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?

OK Dave.

PMSL ,

[zuricity]

^^^^^^^^^^

I bet you don't get discussions of this quality on BM. thankfully this site doesn't do Adverts . Because if it did, Carlsberg wouldn't do one. or is it Mastercard ?
shows you how badly informed i am about adverts

[Beefymcfc]

I've just heard that during the supreme comeback from the Rags against the mighty Toon that Maureen supposedly walked into the dressing room and asked Pogba how they should set-up in the 2nd half to change it. Apparently Pogba gave the game plan, Maureen agreed and history was set.

Now, can anybody really believe that this s true? Does anybody really think that Maureen would allow Pogba even a say when it comes to managing the team and tactics?

This surely has to be a lek by the club to undermine Maureen. If it is, I'm gutted. He was doing such an excellent job of bringing them down from the inside.

[PeterParker]

Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.

[bigblue]

Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.

The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though

[Beefymcfc]

Are we having that!

[zuricity]

Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.

The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though

as i mentioned elsewhere, Sanchez on - Rags going for the draw!

[gmercer1]

Oh what a beautiful morrrrning oh what a beautiful dayyyu

[Beefymcfc]

I was hoping for a Rag win or a draw, at least I don't feel dirty now

Although, my step-son is very unhappy, extremely unhappy ....

[Beefymcfc]

I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.

[Mase]

I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.

They drew Beefy

[Beefymcfc]

I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.

They drew Beefy

Like I said mate