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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:34 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:34 pm

Three London clubs and one Manchester club in the FA cup semis.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:41 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
sheblue wrote:Get stuck in there glazers, milk that cow dry..


They heard you !

Manchester United chiefs pay themselves £11m while putting off a £10m tax bill owed to the UK Government.

It just gets better and better. I MUST remember to put those nice Glazer boys top of my Hannukah card list



Why the F would you waste a card on those Sch... gits?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:07 am

zuricity wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
sheblue wrote:Get stuck in there glazers, milk that cow dry..


They heard you !

Manchester United chiefs pay themselves £11m while putting off a £10m tax bill owed to the UK Government.

It just gets better and better. I MUST remember to put those nice Glazer boys top of my Hannukah card list



Why the F would you waste a card on those Sch... gits?


Because the Glazers, dear chum, are our FRIENDS
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:00 pm

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PMSL :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:05 pm

Haha Dortmund sticking the boot into the rags....€120 mill or fuck off.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:00 am

Rags let Sanchez go to Inter on a free.

After paying him presumably a large portion of his contract. So they have actually paid millions to let him go.

Quite possibly he has been the worst business a PL club has ever been involved in
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:19 am

nottsblue wrote:Rags let Sanchez go to Inter on a free.

After paying him presumably a large portion of his contract. So they have actually paid millions to let him go.

Quite possibly he has been the worst business a PL club has ever been involved in


Signings like that one ( and the scum have the worst wage bill in the premiership ) have been highlighted many times, in various papers and on Tv, but it doesn't get anywhere near the horror responses it would get if it was us that signed him - the ''City continue ruining football'' would surface at every moment when this was mentioned.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:08 pm

They are banging on about how much they will save by getting rid of their pianist, not a word though on how much he has actually cost those muppets, which is reportedly over 40m to date.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: rags been mugged off by Dortmund...

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:25 pm

CTID Hants wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: rags been mugged off by Dortmund...

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon Aug 10, 2020 8:31 pm

CTID Hants wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: rags been mugged off by Dortmund...

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Simply said on the sidelines at a training session that they are planning with Sancho playing for Dortmund this season.The decision is definite.I think that answers all the questions.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:07 pm

That is an absolutely disgraceful penalty gifted to the rags
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:23 pm

zuricity wrote:That is an absolutely disgraceful penalty gifted to the rags

Ha ha ha, just watching that myself. This is their tactic, anybody touches you in or around the box and they hit the deck and make the referee make a decision. Martial did one earlier when he eventually went down under a proper fair challenge, but he was tempted to go down just before but there was no contact whatsoever.

This type of officiating takes me back to the early days of the PL when they were allowed to do what the want. It wasn’t worth too much in the second tier of European football back then but now, getting to the final can net you 40 mil, which they are needing of.

But, also note the superlatives in the commentary for an English team who are playing basically a lower league club, and then compare to another English team that have just knocked out a European Super Club?

Cheating cunts get praise. City, the elite club, get nothing of the sort.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:47 pm

Rags get their twenty first penalty of the season, I thought these things evened themselves out over a season ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:31 am

Harry Dowd scored wrote:Rags get their twenty first penalty of the season, I thought these things evened themselves out over a season ?


They do- it will be 22 in the semi that's an even number
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:58 am

salford city wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Rags get their twenty first penalty of the season, I thought these things evened themselves out over a season ?


They do- it will be 22 in the semi that's an even number

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bournemouthcityfan » Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:41 am

Big surprises late penalty wonder what the EUFA criminals
Have in store for us over the next matches refereeing wise is there VAR as well?
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