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by Bournemouthcityfan » Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:36 pm
I play for Man Utd I’m rich I’m the captain
What a complete tosser faced with that if I was a cop I’d push him down the stairs at the cop shop.
We need a song for this but I’m not good at that any ideas?
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by Scatman » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:06 pm
Bournemouthcityfan wrote:I play for Man Utd I’m rich I’m the captain
What a complete tosser faced with that if I was a cop I’d push him down the stairs at the cop shop.
We need a song for this but I’m not good at that any ideas?
We have no use for songs any more
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by nottsblue » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:17 pm
I would say a chant of "who's the cunt in red" but of course that goes for the whole team
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by stevefromdonny » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:34 pm
Harrys going down with millions in the bank
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by sheblue » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:43 pm
What a complete knob head.
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by Bear60 » Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:59 am
Do you know who I am
Do you know who I am
I’m the rich Captain
That’s who I am
I won’t give up my day job
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by carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:43 pm
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by salford city » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:13 pm
Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer
Your job is cleaning boots
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:22 pm
Bear60 wrote:Do you know who I am
Do you know who I am
I’m the rich Captain
That’s who I am
I won’t give up my day job
To be followed by a verse of 'Who are you?'
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by CTID Hants » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:34 pm
salford city wrote:Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer
Henry's!!! What years did you or your sister work there? My brother worked there for a couple of years in late 80's
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by salford city » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:42 pm
CTID Hants wrote:salford city wrote:Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer
Henry's!!! What years did you or your sister work there? My brother worked there for a couple of years in late 80's
Would have been early 90s she was married to the asst manager, Dave. The other asst manager at the time was Phil. Small world
Your job is cleaning boots
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