Football Media

[salford city]

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill

Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen

It's all a game to them. Clixk-bait good or bad is what they want. The more absurd the better & there are not a lot worse than Stan. I wont read anything that this goon has written and the same goes for the other scouce syncopath Aldridge. Both hangers on desperate to be recognised and acknowledged by the scouse fanbase

[RodneyRodney]

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill

Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen

I thought you were talking about Maguires alcohol intake for a moment . . .

[nottsblue]

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill

Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen

It's all a game to them. Clixk-bait good or bad is what they want. The more absurd the better & there are not a lot worse than Stan. I wont read anything that this goon has written and the same goes for the other scouce syncopath Aldridge. Both hangers on desperate to be recognised and acknowledged by the scouse fanbase

The very mention of the name Aldridge sends shivers up my spine

[Mase]

Aldridge is just a shit Kevin Webster

[Outcast]

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill

Why are you not posting the article or atleast the gist of it, instead of making people give the mirror clicks (exactly what they want).

I'm not making anyone do anything, you are free to scroll past it

[Harry Dowd scored]

I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind

[zuricity]

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill

Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen

Collymore dictated it . He is illiterate. He writes with crayons.

[Beefymcfc]

I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind

I’ve not read too much about it but from a Rag media perspective he was probably provoked by Citeh kit wearing wankers mimicking an airplane whilst singing Munich songs and throwing steak knives, one of which pierced his sisters banana shaped lilo. He then had to protect the said ‘lilo’ for fear of it going down quicker than Fernandes in a penalty box which led to him mistakingly grabbing a police officer who, in-turn, thought Harry the Slab was clinging for dear life so had no choice to use his handcuffs to stop him from going under. Finally, Harry felt guilty that he had sodden the policeman’s uniform and offered to pay for dry cleaning, with a little more for the inconvenience.

‘Honest, your honour, it was all a misunderstanding caused by those nasty Citeh fans!’

Am I close?

[PeterParker]

Wuah, just read Brennan's reply.

He is really taking the piss. I feel a bit ashamed, I thought you aren't allowed to pick on "special" people like Collymore.

[Harry Dowd scored]

I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind

I’ve not read too much about it but from a Rag media perspective he was probably provoked by Citeh kit wearing wankers mimicking an airplane whilst singing Munich songs and throwing steak knives, one of which pierced his sisters banana shaped lilo. He then had to protect the said ‘lilo’ for fear of it going down quicker than Fernandes in a penalty box which led to him mistakingly grabbing a police officer who, in-turn, thought Harry the Slab was clinging for dear life so had no choice to use his handcuffs to stop him from going under. Finally, Harry felt guilty that he had sodden the policeman’s uniform and offered to pay for dry cleaning, with a little more for the inconvenience.

‘Honest, your honour, it was all a misunderstanding caused by those nasty Citeh fans!’

Am I close?

Nailed it for me

[PeterParker]

Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

[Mase]

Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

Footballers are the most embarrassing people on the planet.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html

[salford city]

Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html

Fuck me Zinch, rein her in eh. Let's try and keep our shit behind closed doors

[Wooders]

Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html

Fuck me Zinch, rein her in eh. Let's try and keep our shit behind closed doors

Feels like he’s used her to express his feelings publicly

[Mase]

Apparently she’s allowed to voice her opinion because she “supports” City Fuck me can just see her in her 2000 City top with Goater on the back

[Scatman]

She's no Kate Upton

[Harry Dowd scored]

That dipper scumbag Gomez pushed a Stuttgart player into hoarding breaking his arm, I think he has previous for this, the British press have not been very forthcoming with this incident have they? Can’t think why

https://www.sportbible.com/football/new ... y-20200823

[johnny crossan]

Cockroach Roan smearing Raz from his fissure in Altrincham just now, followed by Raggy Sally at home with the Nevilles

[salford city]

Cockroach Roan smearing Raz from his fissure in Altrincham just now, followed by Raggy Sally at home with the Nevilles

Too early in the day (and I'm an hour ahead in Spain) for images of fissures and Nevilles - one and the same? JC crukey put me off breakfast