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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:07 am

salford city wrote:Slab-head feared for his life and thought he was being kidnapped. Bit too much of the retzina there mate eh? Do you think anyone believes you....

It’s on the main BBC news feed, so yes, there will be millions of idiots out there who believe it as gospel
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:17 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:22 pm

zuricity wrote:.

Excellent
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Aug 29, 2020 7:57 pm

I think we need a new thread, this one always puts me 2 pages behind.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:15 pm

zuricity wrote:.

I like that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby kennyboy » Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:38 am

Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:02 am

kennyboy wrote:Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.

They are all sucking each other’s dicks over this signing, sounds like the second cumming :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:16 pm

Dipper goes to a prostitute

Prostitute says - do you want a blow Job

Dipper says. - Will it affect my dole money

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:25 pm

kennyboy wrote:Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.


Yes, but Harry nearly signed him before that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:58 pm

At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:09 pm

AG7 wrote:At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:17 pm

The Sky App has just said 'Fascinating to ponder what the mood would be like in Old Trafford now of there were fans in attendance'. Well, they'd be on the way home wouldn't they?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:28 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:The Sky App has just said 'Fascinating to ponder what the mood would be like in Old Trafford now of there were fans in attendance'. Well, they'd be on the way home wouldn't they?


Indeed, could have asked that at half time , or at any service station on the M6 in the second half.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:31 pm

AG7 wrote:At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.


well what do you expect from a lower to mid league team ?

And Hertha have just equalised against the German rags , away from home, 2-2.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby failsworthblue » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:35 pm

Not been on for a while but
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:45 pm

AG7 wrote:At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.


Ours will always be no1, purely because it was against red nose.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:47 pm

SMS Message: As a Hull City season ticket holder I watched Maguire week in week out and every time I saw him I said no way is he a top defender and nothing has changed. If he's worth £85 mil I must be worth £20 mil with arthritis in both knees. from Paul, East Yorkshire
As a Hull City season ticket holder I watched Maguire week in week out and every time I saw him I said no way is he a top defender and nothing has changed. If he's worth £85 mil I must be worth £20 mil with arthritis in both knees.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Clowncrete » Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:53 pm



Maguire fouling his own player in the box for spur's first goal. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Oct 04, 2020 6:04 pm

Cavani just announcing his immediate retirement from football :x :lol: :lol:
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