***City v Scum of the Earth Official Match Thread***

[carl_feedthegoat]

Stinking munchens

Don’t depress me City .

[Beefymcfc]

Rags ‘Evicted from the CL’? Were they fucking squatters who hadn’t paid the rent?

Come on City, do these scummy bastards!

[nottsblue]

How is it a bloke my age still gets nervy before these games, my wife cannot get her head round it, come on City stuff these twats

Just been having a conversation with a Rag mate. He’s shitting it as well.

None of us wished each other luck

You only have to look at CMs thread from the away end to see the rags these days know their era of dominance in Manchester is well and truly over. They will be shitting it like what we used to

Used to?

Fearing a proper spanking

[nottsblue]

Come on City

[Beefymcfc]

Fuck me, Mahrez takes the ball from Pogba. Will wonders ever cease?

[CTID Hants]

We need to calm the fuck down, their high press has us flustered already

[nottsblue]

Abysmal first touch from Razzer. Should’ve at least got a shot off

[Beefymcfc]

Fucking cheating cunts. Hardly fucking touch them and they scream and roll around like they’ve been shot.

[PrezIke]

Rodri starting well, but what was that Raz??

[nottsblue]

Fucking cheating cunts. Hardly fucking touch them and they scream and roll around like they’ve been shot.

Setting the scene early so they can get the penalty later. No doubt they’ve practiced falling over in training this week

[Harry Dowd scored]

This ref is from Manchester wonder who he supports?

[nottsblue]

Walker asleep at the back stick there. Rags should actually have scored.

Wake up City

[branny]

Walker wake up ffs!

[carl_feedthegoat]

Is sterling at the fuckign races ????

[PrezIke]

Overall pressing is better.

[nottsblue]

Is sterling at the fuckign races ????

The donkey derby

[blues2win]

Kevin seeing a lot of the ball. One good pass and there’s a goal there.

[PeterParker]

I don't know what the fuck we are actually playing.
Is jesus on?

[nottsblue]

I don't know what the fuck we are actually playing.
Is jesus on?

Neither Jesus, Sterling or Mahrez are influencing the game an awful lot. Can’t carry passengers like this

[carl_feedthegoat]

This is shite this is......slow as fuck.